Prologue

The girl laid curled up on the two person couch sleeping when she heard three light knocks on the door. There was a pause followed by three more rapid knocks. She groaned inwardly and reached over to the coffee table for her cell phone.

Ugh… its 8:30 in the morning… who the hell can that be… She sat up rubbing her eyes. Haruhi…? No… I gave her her key already…

"Haruhi?" A male's voice called through the door as the knocking got more frantic.

"Haruhi…" the girl quietly echoed the name and looked to her left past the dinning room, and small hallway to the last bedroom door in the kitchen. As the girl sat there starring at bedroom door the knocks at the door to her right slowly started to turn into bangs. Her ears picked up whispers beyond the knock and then she heard music coming from the bathroom where the shower water was running.

"Haruhi, are you there? Please open the door!" Came a male's voice from beyond the door, followed by more knocks.

The girl stood up and quickly stretched out the kninks in her back from sleeping on the small couch. The girl sighed I better open up the door for him before he breaks it down… She walked to the door and unlocked it, then decided to quickly pick up the mess of books on the coffee table before opening the door and letting anybody in.

But before she could reach the coffee table three things suddenly happened that kept her from doings so. First the door from behind her flew open with a loud thud. Then the male voice from before shouted out "Haruhi!". And then someone hugged her from behind so quickly that she lost her footing and found herself on the floor and crushed under her attacker's weight. The person hugging her sat them up but never once let her go. He had one armed draped over her shoulder down the front of torso nestled between her breast while the other held her tightly around her waist.

"Oh Haruhi I've missed you so much!" The guy's voice came from right behind her.

"Prez…" another guys voice came from somewhere behind her trying to interrupt.

"Why did you take long to answer the door! I was beginning to get worried!" his hug got tighter and the girl was beginning to have trouble breathing.

"Uhh.. boss…" came another identical voice from before, either that or it was the same one.

"why didn't you tell me tha-" The guy's sentence was cut short as the girl rammed her elbow into his ribs, but his grip on her didn't loosen.

"Tamaki," came a cool stern voice, "the girl you're suffocating with your hug isn't Haruhi/"

"Huh?" Tamaki turned to look at the other guy as the girl place her hands on his face and tried to push him away. "Not Haruhi…?" he turned to look at the girl who was struggling to get out of his arms.

"Let… Go…!" the girl continued pushing him away.

"Oh… Oh!" Tamaki quickly let the girl go as if she shocked him, as slight flush rose to his cheeks due to embarrassment."I'm really sorry!" he jumped to his feet and bowed.

"it's ok.." she nodded slowly rising to her own feet.

"Sorry about that," she turned to see twins staring at her, "the boss tends to get overly excited and worried. So please don't file a sexual assault report on him." They spoke in unison with identical smirks of mischief on their face.

The girl just stared at them nodding. Woah… they're so identical and synchronized… its creepy…

"I did not attack her!" Tamaki protested.

"Did too." The twins grin grew.

"No I didn't! you saw didn't you Honey-senpai! Explain it to these devil twins!" Tamaki turned to a short blonde haired boy.

"But Tama-chan did attack her," the boy spoke in a sweet and innocent voice, "her back was turned when you jumped her. Right Mori?"

"Mm" came the agreement grunt from a much taller dark haired guy.

"but I didn't mean to!" Tamaki cried. "I hugged her because I thought she was Haruhi, her brown hair confused me!"

"Oh sure," one twin began.

"Blame the victim." The other finished as bother rolled their eyes.

"sorry about that," she turned to see the cool voice belonged to a dark haired guy with glasses, "we are looking for a friend but it seems we got the wrong address. Now if you'll excuse us we'll be leaving now." He turned and began to usher his group of friends towards the door.

"No wait!" the girl shouted and they all stopped to turn and look at her. "You got the right address, this is Haruhi's apartment. It's nice to meet you all I'm Jess her roommate." The girl smiled at the guys as they stood there gawking at her as if she just said something totally stupid and confusing.

Just then Haruhi stepped out of the bathroom covered in just a bathrobe. She was going to go straight to her room but stopped as she glanced to the left and saw the Host Club standing in her living room staring at her roommate. Oh no… was the first and only thought that flew through her head at that moment.