This is Gintama fanfic, right? Right?
Yo, so this is my first time writing Gintama fanfic. I've wanted to write something which is funny and cheerfull, so this is the result. There will be few characters from other anime/manga too. I look forward to writing this, it will be tons of fun. :D
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„Work, you freaking thing!"
*slam*
Anyway, I'm a producer of Gintama and today, my computer isn't working quite well. As you're waiting for it to start working, please enjoy yourself while watching our TV station commercial.
„Oi, producer! Oi! Our show is airing! What's going to happen to this anime?"
„Gin-chan, as you might have already noticed..."
„Stop it, Shinpachi! Can't you see it? This is the worst thing that could happen! If our show is not aired on time, our fans will be disappointed. Then we will start getting letters of complaint, and..."
„Gin-chan, listen to me!"
„Yes, listen, Gin-chan!"
What happens there? I can hear Gintoki getting hit! Guys, stop it! My computer is still not working! Guys!
„Gin-chan, this is not anime! This is fanfiction! Fanfiction! Anyway, why are you yelling out there, producer? This is not related to you!"
Oh snap! They will uncover my hidden identity! Quickly! I must somehow repair this! Stability of the universe is in question!
„What do you mean, fanfiction, Shinpachi? Oi, you're not serious, right?"
„Can't you see for yourself?"
„Gin-chan, why am I all letters?"
„Shinpachi. Only ones who write fanfiction are nikikimori otaku. What is going to happen to Gintama now? Oi!"
„Relax, Gin-san! Maybe it will be better!"
„Lkoo Gni-Sna! I'ev mxied pu eth lerttrse!"
„Stop it, Kagura! This is serious! Oi! Do you know what otaku do when they write fanfiction? They ship people!"
„Gni-sna, wtah do you mnea? Do tyeh summgle poeple?"
„Kagura-chan, what Gintoki means is that they write stories in which characters without any romantic interest in each other get together, usually involving explicit scenes!"
„Shin-chan! Help me! I don't want to get together with Gin!"
„Oi, Kagura-chan! Don't get crazy ideas!"
And with this, the first chapter of this brilliant, wonderful Gintama chapter is over! What is going to happen next? Will Kagura and Gintoki end up together? Will Shinpachi finally become a man? What other glorious ships sail in front of us?
Let us see in the next chapter.
„Oi. Are you serious, oi? Stop this!"
„Gin-san... we're doomed."
„I don't want to end up with Gin-chan!"
„That's what you get for not paying rent!"
Wait. I haven't planned putting Catherine here.
„GET OUT!"
Thanks, guys.
Anywayz, this is one really short chapter. Since it's only intro one, expect more action and comedy in the upcoming ones.
P.S. I'm not a native english speaker, so if it sounds a bit forced or something bear with it.
P. P. S. I don't care.
Next chapter: When you want to visit the past you better build the time machine, but the books are good as well.