Know your stars
(The characters don't need to worry about Haruhi's secret, this is a private interview)
Announcer: Haruhi fujioka…. Is really a boy with a girly voice?
Haruhi: what? No, I am a girl; don't get people the wrong idea
Announcer: Haruhi Fujioka….. Is not only a boy, but a yaoi pervert.
Haruhi: WH-WHAT! That's wrong on so many levels, I'm not a pervert, and I am not a Boy.
Announcer: then why are you wearing a boy uniform? Dude.
Haruhi: because I am in host club, most of the school doesn't even know about my gender.
Announcer: Haruhi Fujioka….. Is a player and kissed all the girls he sees.
Haruhi: Really, calling me a boy again? And I don't kiss random girls
O rly?
(a intern passes a photo to Haruhi and she began blushing)
Haruhi: It was an accident, Tamaki pushed me!
Announcer: whatever makes you sleep at night
Haruhi: I'm Not Lying!
Announcer: Haruhi Fujioka… LIAR!
Haruhi: no, you are the one who's lying.
Announcer: am not, Haruhi Fujioka… Is Madly In love with Chuck Norris.
Haruhi: Chuck Who?
Announcer: Gasp! You don't know who Chuck Norris is?. He is the best thing since buttered toast.
Haruhi: just who are you? Really.
Announcer: Haruhi Fujioka…. Is moving to Okinawa.
(Tamaki Burst in and ran towards Haruhi.)
Tamaki: My sweet Haruhi, Is it true?
Haruhi: Sempai, you can't be serious.
Announcer: Tamaki Souh….. GET THE HELL OFF MY STAGE!
Tamaki: Not until I know the truth about her moving to Okinawa.
Haruhi: I am Not Moving
Announcer: Yes you are. Now you know… Haruhi Fujioka, the yaoi boy who said he is a girl and moving to Okinawa because he doesn't know who is Chuck Norris
Haruhi: That that doesn't Even make sense, why am I here anyway.!
I was bored; don't expect other chapters anytime soon