Title – A Fight for the One Shot.
Rating - K+ for some words here and there.
Summary – What happens when a big fight breakouts for my first ever fan fic short story? [My first ever fan fiction at all] And who wins the story? Read and find out.
ThatDarnNinja: YAY! My first EVER fan fic! *lets a grin spread up to my ears and bounces around like I'm on sugar high* :D! WEEEEEEEEE! ….*cough cough* sorry about that, I'm just a little happy. Anyways, this is my first piece of fan fiction "EVER!" and even though it's just a small one shot, I hope you'll enjoy none the less.
Kagome: So is this one shot about me and Inuyasha fighting evil and getting me back in time for my…oh no! I forgot I have a TEST to study for!
ThatDarnNinja: Well not wh-
Inuyasha: Not another one of those test things already? Can't you just skip it; we have things you need to do here like, finding the jewel!
ThatDarnNinja: Hey I wasn't done te-
Kagome: Inuyasha, I can't just skip this test! I've missed so many already and this one is a final!
ThatDarnNinja: As I was saying if yo-
Inuyasha: What do you need that test stuff for anyhow? You already know how to find the jewel shards and make that ninja food, what else is there to know?
Kagome: There is PLANTY more to know Inuyasha! Like math and sciences an-
Ikuto: Okay, I'm here so let's do this one shot AMUTO! Staring me and Amu of course!
ThatDarnNinja: Well I was trying to—
Amu: No, how about we have a one shot with me and Tadase? Yes, I like that!
Ikuto: *Puts fingers in mouth and makes a chocking noise.*
Amu: *blushes and puts on 'Cool and Spicy' façade* Ikuto, you pervert! Don't be so jealous.
Inuyasha: Who the hel—
Ikuto: Me? Jealous? Of that kiddy king? You wish.
ThatDarnNinja: If you guys would just listen to me for a—
Amu: Hey *points to Inuyasha and Kagome* who are you guys?
Inuyasha: That's what I wanted to know!
Kagome: Inuyasha! Don't be so mean! *Give Inuyasha a look of daggers and a sweet smile to Amu and Ikuto* my names Kagome and this *looks toward Inuyasha* is Inuyasha. We are here for the one shot about me and Inuyasha and of course *becomes dramatic* our love story that will last through the ages!
Ikuto: No no no see 'WE' *points at Amu and himself* are here for our one shot AMUTO story.
Inuyasha: Ha! Nice try but we were here first! …And Kagome! *Turns towards her sharply* what was all that *does fail girly voice* "Our love story through the ages" crap?
Ikuto:*snickers at Inuyasha's girly voice*
Amu: *trying to hold back a giggle*
Inuyasha: Is something funny to you *trys to stare down Ikuto*
Ikuto: *stares right back standing tall* No, not at all.
Amu: *thinking to self* -He's such a liar-
ThatDarnNinja: Okay everyone CHILL! Now, I wanted to tell you that this story is-
Tamaki: Is this where my sweet Haruhi and I find our love for each other and live happily ever after?
Haruhi: *fire in eyes* Tamaki senpai! What was that?'
Tamaki: *tears rolling out of his eyes* AHHHHHH! Mommy! Haruhi is being scary!
Kyouya: *Writing in his black book* Haruhi I think it really would up our numbers about 10% if you and Tamaki had a fling in this one shot *looks up* but we could always just added that 10% to your debt if you'd much rather…
Haruhi: *Sweatdrop and thinking* -He's so heartless-
Inuyasha: Okay what the hell is this now ThatDarnNinja! I thought it was an Inuyasha story.
Ikuto: No way Dog boy, this is mine and Amu's story.
Amu: Don't I even get a say in this?
Inuyasha: Shut up you stupid cat! Or I'll cut you down with my wind scar!
Ikuto: No Amu! And what did you say to me mutt?
Tamaki: Who are they? *in background Ikuto is hissing at Inuyasha and Inuyasha is growling at Ikuto. Both Amu and Kagome are shaking their heads.*
Kyouya: Oh, that is Amu and Ikuto from Shugo Chara and that is Inuyasha and Kagome from Inuyasha.
Everyone looks at Kyouya
Hikaru: Kyouya, just how the hell do you know that?
Kaoru: Yeah! Their on different freakin' animes!
Kyouya: *pushes his million dollar glasses up a bit* I have my ways.
Everyone still watching Kyouya takes one step back as he turns back to his writing.
Koga: *walks over to Kagome* Hey Kagome, miss me? *takes her hands and looks lovingly at her*
Inuyasha: *Twitch*
Ikuto: What's wrong with you?
Inuyasha: Shut up.!
Ikuto: oh I see…he's taking you're girl from you…man what a lose-
Inuyasha: *growls out the word Koga and pushes him away from Kagome* who invited you?
Koga: Oh hey mutt face still alive? And I see you found a new kitty to play with…
Inuyasha: *growl*
Amu: *whispers to Ikuto* think there is some kind of love triangle?
Ikuto: *whispers back* looks like it…I'm glad we don't have that problem.
Tadase: HEY GUYS!
Amu: Ta-Tadase! *runs to hug*
Ikuto: *has a silent hissing fight.*
Tadase: Hi *hugs her back*
Ikuto: *looks at watch and thinks* -7 second hug already! That kiddy king is gonna pay for this-
Tamaki: *walks up to Tadase* o.o…you're like…a prin—
Kyouya: *Whispers to Haruhi* don't let him say prince.
Haruhi: *puts hand over Tamaki's mouth. And says loud enough for everyone to hear* Kyouya said to warn you not to say prince
Amu: Oh no…
Tadase: Did you just say…PRINCE! I AM NO PRINCE! I AM A KING! MUAHAHAHAHA*bucket lands on head.*
Amu: *after dropping the bucket on Tadase's head, smiles widely and starts counting.* He'll be fine in three, two, one, *removes bucket.
Tadase: *blushes*
Everyone else not from shugo chara stares at Tadase with a WTF face.
ThatDarnNinja: Now that everyone has stopped talking can I say a few words..
Inuyasha: Who are you?
ThatDarnNinja: I…can't…*starts crying* I'm THE WRITER! *sniff sniff*
Kagome: Now see what you did? *runs over to comfort me along with Amu*
Inuyasha: I didn't do anything!
Kagome: Ugh! Sit boy!
Inuyasha: AHH! *BAM!*
Everyone not from Inuyasha looks at Inuyasha now in the ground then at Kagome worried.
Amu: YOU HAVE GOT TO TEACH ME HOW TO DO THAT!
Ikuto: "Thinking" -Oh hell no! -
Kagome: Well…you see that purple necklace thing he's wearing?
Amu: Yeah…
Kagome: Well when—fades into background.—
Inuyasha: Why does she do this to me!
Koga: *smiling*
Tadase: *thinking* -if I get one of those for Ikuto, then if he ever try's to touch my Amu again I can…:D…-
Tamaki: So ThatDarnNinja, *Takes hands and looks deep into eyes* what did you wanna tell us?
ThatDarnNinja: *sniff sniff* well…I was going to tell you who the one shot was going to be on bu-
Black Pig: Oink Oink! [Translation – Please save me!]
Boy Ranma: COME BACK HERE RYOGA!
Akane: RANMA! LEAVE POOR P-CHAN ALONE! *throws bucket at boy Ranma and hits dead on knocking him into a pond from out of nowhere.*
Girl Ranma: AKANE!
Everyone else[other then ThatDarnNinja and Kyouya]: Wasn't she a …BOY?
ThatDarnNinja: You wanna tell them or should I?
Kyouya: *still writing* you can, I find the need to tell them not very important.
ThatDarnNinja: Well Ranma is cursed; he fell in pool at josankio in china and now turns to a girl with cold water.
Everyone looking at ThatDarnNinja, mouths open.
Girl Ranma: Do I know you?
ThatDarnNinja: I'm ThatDarnNinja, the writer, and we where talking about a one shot when you guys came running in.
Girl Ranma: OoOo! A one shot! Can it be about me and one of my CUTE fiancés? *Gets hit with another bucket from behind. Falls and Akane is breathing heavily behind the now on the ground Ranma."
Akane: UGH! Do whatever you WANT Ranma but don't drag this nice girl down with you.
ThatDarnNinja: Well, I do plan to write one with you in it but …P-CHAN! *gloumps*
P-Chan or Ryoga: Oink Oink OINK![Translation – WTF! Someone get her off me!]
ThatDarnNinja: Sorry where was I…Oh yeah! Well my first short story is going to….*Drum roll stars* SAILOR MOON AND THE SAILOR SCOUTS! *smiles*
E.V.E.R.Y.O.N.E in the room looks at me with a "Really?...like…really?" look on their face then everyone sweat drops.
Rini: Really? A story about us?..Am I in it?
ThatDarnNinja: Yes, you are! :D But thanks to everyone's fights I haven't been able to tell them and now we don't have anytime left today so we will just have to start tomorrow bright and early! *smiles*
Everyone: Awwhhh man!
*Then turning to someone else* It's ALL YOUR FAULT!
ThatDarnNinja: BUT! Tomorrow you can find the short story on my profile called Bad Hair Days & Hot Coco. *grins with a job well done feeling.*
Yaya: You mean we have to wait 'til tomorrow to hear the story? *gives big puppy eyes threatening to spill tears everywhere if she doesn't get her way.*
Tamaki: *Approving of this idea follows suit with Yaya and everyone from OHSHC sweat drops.*
ThatDarnNinja: Awhh Yaya, Tamaki don't…don't…don't CRY! *starts flipping out* alright alright if I can finish it tonight I'll put it up right away…now, Ice cream anyone?
Everyone: YEAH!
ThatDarnNinja: Lets go! :D
Yoru: ThatDarnNinja does not own Shugo Chara, nya!
Kagome's Grandpa: Or Inuyasha, though Inuyasha is full of lost of history! Why even my socks have history, when they-
Kagome: Come on Grandpa, leave them alone they don't want to hear it *drags him away*
Sailor Mars: Or Sailor Moon.
Hunny Senpai: Or Ouran HighSchool Host Club. *hugs Usa-Chan tighter and runs off asking if instead of ice cream he could have cake*
Shampoo: And she does not own Ranma ½ ether.
Everyone together: THANKS FOR READING! PLEASE R&R [Rate and Review] SEE YA! *Big heart floats up then pops and stars go everywhere. Then everything fades.
Hey everyone ThatDarnNinja here, just one more thing. Be sure to vote who you want the NEXT Short story to be on :D 'cause I for one don't wanna go through this again XD lol. See ya. -TDN.