What if Duo Was a Yogurt Salesman

What if Duo Was a Yogurt Salesman?

                You're sitting in the overstuffed chair in your family room; oblivious to everything but the book you are reading when all of a sudden you are brought back to reality by the squeak of wagon wheels outside your house. You try to get back into your book but the squeak just gets louder so you finally walk to one of the front windows and peak out the curtains to see what is making that offal noise! What you see is a young man with a very long braid pulling an old, red Ryder wagon. The young man looks strangely familiar but you can't place from where! He starts up your driveway and when he gets to your front door he rings the doorbell. You walk over to the door and open it a little, peaking your head out.

                "Hi, I'm Duo!" the boy says as he smiles at you.

                Duo, that name sounds familiar. Where have I heard it before?

You smile.

"I'm selling yogurt." Duo proclaims as he steps aside and shows you his wagon full of…yogurt.

For lack of something better you smile.

Man, he's cute!

"Mind if I show you some of my flavors?"

You can show me your flavors anytime!

"Uh…yeah." you reply, coming out of your trance.

"Oh good cause no one else wanted to see my yogurt!"

Wow! Would you look at his eyes! They're such a pretty color of brown…

"First I have the flavor, Heero. It just plain yogurt and really boring…"

You're not boring…

"Then we have Trowa, I'm not to sure what flavor this is but it's pretty good!"

I bet you'd make a nice flavor…

"Then there's the Quatre flavor. It's all nice and fruity…"

I bet…

"Then I have the flavor, Wufei. It's really sour…"

Oooooo! You can be sweet and he can stay sour!

            "Oh yeah, there's this Relena flavor. It's pink!"

You know I look pretty good in pink!

"And then we have Lady Une, it's really two flavors and you never know which one you're going to get. One's sweet and the others sour!" Duo paused.

"Are you listening?"

"Oh, yeah!" you reply.

"I heard every word!"

Duo smiled again.

Wow, he's so hot!

"We are currently working on coming up with more flavors but this is all we have so far. Would you like to order some?"

"Yes, right away!" You reply quickly.

"Good, just fill out this form and return it to me next week when I come by again."

"Oh, you're coming back next week?" You ask hopefully.

"Yes and I'll pick up the form then."

"Great, can't wait!" you say putting on your best smile.

Duo smiles again at you and turns away and picks up the handle to his red Ryder wagon and starts walking away when you realize why he looked so familiar.

He's that character on my little sisters favorite TV show! That cartoon, no wait, anime, she's always telling me there's a difference! Anyway I think the show was Gundam Wing, yeah that's it! Wow I never realized how cute those anime characters of hers were! Maybe I should start watching anime…

Authors note: well that was actually an idea I got from a friend! We were talking on the phone and we just wondered what Duo would be like if he sold yogurt! It was late when I wrote this and I just had to write something and so this just formed itself in my mind so I had to get it down! Sorry it was so short but I hope you liked it and don't think I'm a total weirdo! And no I wasn't implying that Quatre is gay by his flavor of yogurt! Please review and I'll try to check my reviews as soon as possible but I don't always have time so you can also email but unless you tell me you want me to email you back then I wont! My email address is, Christian.m.hall@att.net Well I'm off to chase Bishonens! C-ya

~Bishonen Chaser~