World's Shortest Fairy Tale 2
Pairing: Ichigo/Rukia
Genre: Humor/Romance
Rating: T
Summary: The happy ending to an Ichi/Ruki fairy tale. But then there's always the possibility of a not-so-happy ending, so let us read to find out.
Ichigo and Rukia frolicked, had several misadventures piled over exciting escapades, banged, got knocked up, got a vasectomy by Byakuya's cherry blossoms for knocking Rukia up, had twins, married, saved the world a bazillion times, banged some more, lived the humble cliché life of humans while moonlighting as Soul Reapers, did this for, like, forever, taught their children the way of Soul Reapers, got old (well, Ichigo got old), retired, relived the old days on occasion when the arthritis wasn't that bad, Rukia got bored of banging Ichigo's stiff ass and banged the entire Men's Community at Soul Society, Ichigo fell into a deep depression, got divorced, sat on his porch swing reminiscing, Rukia got married to Renji, had more babies that weren't Ichigo's, Ichigo hanged himself, ended up in Soul Society, realized he was fucked and that committing suicide twice was a waste of time, became a captain, got a harem, murdered Renji in an epic battle, made Rukia the queen of his sex slaves, and went on for the rest of his long days being a total bad-ass. The End.