Eleven In The Bed

by VRayz

Remember that nursery song 'Ten In The Bed? Yeah, this is Baroque Works in the bed!xD Just for fun, don't take it seriously. Hints of Crocodile x Robin.

Title: Eleven In The Bed

Disclaimer: I do not own One Piece, Eiichiro Oda does. I don't own the song either, it goes to that somebody who created it.

A/N: Just for fun, really. The TV ads were playing the song and this idea just popped into my mind. By the way, uhm, Mr 4 did try to say something, maybe.

Eleven in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Miss Valentine fell down.

"Mm.. Chocolate.."

Ten in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Mr 5 fell down.

"BOOOOOOM!"

All woke up and stared at him, then they plumped back into dreamland.

Nine in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Miss Merry Christmas fell down.

"Ouch! That hurts! Hurts!"

Eight in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Mr 4 fell down.

"…"

Seven in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Mr 3 fell down.

"Whaaat.."

Six in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Mr 2 Bon Clay fell down.

"Okama.. Kenpo.."

Five in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Miss Double Finger fell down.

"Spider's..Cafe.."

Four in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Mr 1 fell down.

"Hnn.."

Three in the bed and Miss Goldenweek said, "Roll over, roll over," and they all rolled over and Miss Goldenweek herself fell down.

"Hmm..?" she stood up and stared at the two last ones on the bed. Then she left.