Naruto Sleepover
Deidara hopped up and down in his seat, waiting for Sasuke to come back. Tayuya sat happily hugging Camel and Sasori sat next to her munching on her chicken.
"Dei! Don't get sew fussy", she said as she fumbled a dress onto Camel.
"Well I'm sorry if I'm impatient for Miss no Show to come", he answered angrily, growing more impatient.
"HA! Dei could never sit still, and where is my chicken?!!" Sasori screamed.
Dei shot an angry stare but then Sasuke arrived in and threw his bag angrily against the wall and held his head. Before Sasuke could react, Deidara, Tayuya and Sasori glomped him to the floor.
"Sasuke! W---", Deidara looked at Sasuke's normal clothes and blinked, "where's your pyjama's?"
"P---Pyjamas!" Sasuke shouted. He ripped off his clothes and ran into Itachi's house, "Now".
"Finally", they said sitting down on the ground each of them fiddling with an object bar Deidara and Sasuke.
"Well what's the first challenge", Deidara grinned.
Sasuke and Sasori looked at each other and smirked at Deidara, "MAKEOVER!"
Deidara didn't react quick enough. In seconds Sasori had Deidara put in a straight jacket and chained. Tayuya and Camel skipping over to where the mangled up Deidara lay being tortured by eye make up and blue hair dye.
"AHH! No! Wait!" Deidara screamed.
"Nice job on the hair Sasori", Sasuke pointed out look at Deidara's blue coloured hair.
"Eyeliner... Niiice", Sasori laughed.
Deidara lay helplessly on the stretch bed in chains crying silently.
"Taytay", Deidara mumbled.
Tayuya perked up while Camel sat on her head, "yes Dei?"
"He---he---help meee", he whined.
She blinked and then saw Sasuke and Sasori untying Deidara. Deidara ran out of everyone's way and rushed over to the mirror to see the horrific reflection.
"I think we did brilliantly", Sasuke said smiling.
"Yesh, excellently", Sasori said munching on her chicken.
"WHAT THE HELL?! What have you done?!" Deidara screamed, "That's it! Sasuke! Sasori! I frigging dare you to strip naked out in the down centre".
"Oooo! Ha! Sasuke and Sasori naked", Tayuya said laughing.
"Alright", they both said giggling.
"Oi Sasori", Sasuke said.
"Yesh what is it?" she asked.
Sasuke ripped off her coat and clothes and laughed, "You have to be ready".
"You too", she said ripping off Sasuke's pyjama's.
They giggled and skipped away. Sasuke stopped and looked over to where Deidara and Tayuya stood and shouted, "Oh Dei! That gunk on your hair and face is permanent m'love".
Deidara turned to Tayuya and Camel watching them break down in hysterics.
"Oh", Deidara whispered, "one day that bitch is mine… Wifey and bangy will never hear the end of it!"
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