Mario's thoughts:
AN: I don't own anything resembling Super Mario. All rights belong to Nintendo. English isn't my first language. These are the thoughts Mario might have after rescuing Peach in Super Mario Bros. for Gameboy or any other Mario game for that matter. Might be a little angry.
I travelled through 8 worlds to find that princess and for what? So, she can give me a damn kiss? That was totally worth it.. NOT! I only ate mushrooms and flowers on my long journey and what do I get? A kiss! She is a princess and that is her reward? She has so much money and she couldn't spare a dime or two? It's not like I didn't find any money during my travels but I nearly died … like a zillion times. Mamma Mia! Hey Peach, it's a me Mario, I came to rescue you! Oh great, here a kiss! Seriously? Seriously?! I am damn plumber and you are a freaking princess! Give me something better, you stupid girl! How on earth do you get captured by a turtle with thorns anyway? She didn't have to fight some other weird turtles or whatever the heck gumbas are supposed to be but still couldn't fight against Bowser, for at least a little bit. But nooo, I am a princess, some dumb guy will come and rescue me, so I will just wait here and do nothing and later I will express my gratitude with a damn kiss. And a week later, I will get captured again and do the same thing over again. What an annoying stronzo. Never ever rescuing a girl in a pink dress again! Totally not worth it. I am a broke plumber who actually has the time to travel through 8 worlds and she doesn't even think of offering me money. In fairy tales the guy gets her hand in marriage and the half of the kingdom. Well I can live with not marrying her but I would love half of the kingdom. Heck I'd even just take money but not just a damn kiss! What a cheap bitch!