Disclaimer: I do not own Yu-Gi-Oh! characters, any fangirls that may appear later on or the song "Making Christmas" in the Nightmare Before Christmas…even though that won't appear in this.

If Yami Liked Seto Kaiba

Seto Kaiba sat in his office sorting out the last of papers. Work had been stressful today, and school hadn't been better. After Yugi and his band of cheerleaders had bothered him by asking him to be their friends, except the Mutt of course, Yugi proceeded by refusing to duel him. The actual school work wasn't hard, and his teachers left him alone. However, he felt that he was missing something important in his life. Something that was never there before…

"Mister Kaiba?" one of his lackeys asked, slightly opening the door. He cautiously held the door open hoping that Mr. Kaiba wouldn't do something to him.

Without looking up from his computer and papers, Kaiba asked dully, "What do you want now?"

"Well you see, Mister Kaiba-"

"Did you pick Mokuba up from school?"

"Yes, but-"

"And drop him off at my place?"

"Yes, Sir, however-"

"Then I need you no more for today. You may go," Kaiba said, turning his chair around to face the window that was behind him. Rubbing the bridge of his nose, he closed his eyes expecting to hear the door shut behind him. However, that did not happen.

"Mister Kaiba? Some person is here to see you. They said it was an urgent matter," his lackey said, shuffling his feet as he looked down at the ground. He knew it was a foolish move, but the person said that he had to see Kaiba immediately.

"I don't care who it is, I want them thrown out immediately! Can't you see I'm busy-?!"

"But Sir, it is your arch-nemesis, Yugi Muto-"

"Why didn't you say that earlier, you idiot?! Let him in," Kaiba ordered, still facing the window. He chuckled to himself thinking of how this could be the day, the day he finally beat him.

Soft footsteps walked across the room, barely making a sound. Kaiba smiled to himself as he said, "Yugi, you have no idea how long I've been waiting for this." He spun around and saw Yugi on his desk leaning across it; his face right in front of the other's. However, this was not Yugi leaning across the desk. It was much worse. Kaiba blinked hoping that this wasn't real.

"You have no idea how long I've waited for this either, Seto," Yami copied, except his was seductively. His elbows were on the desk so that his fist could prop up his head. With his legs crossed behind him, we looked as though he wanted to-

"What do you want, Yami?" Kaiba snapped, feeling irritated that Yami was acting immature. "Did you come here to man up by dueling me or to annoy the hell out of me?!"

"Neither, Seto," Yami replied calmly, twirling a piece of his hair. "I came here to tell you something."

Kaiba's eye twitched out of annoyance as Yami laid there playing with his hair. This was ridiculous, and he was going to end it now. "If you came here to tell me something, then say it and get the hell out of my office!"

"Well, if you must know…" he added acting sedative as he leaned across the desk towards Kaiba.

Kaiba's eye twitched furiously as he drew closer and closer. 'What the hell is he doing!?' he thought as he clenched the sides of his chair.

"Kaiba, you are damn sexy, and I want to make sweet monkey love with you," Yami breathed, winking.

"Okay, what drugs are you on?" Kaiba asked wanting to slap Yami into making sense.

"Oh come on! I'm trying to be honest with you, and all you can do is ask if I'm taking drugs!" Yami cried outraged. "I thought you were a gentleman, but all I see is a guy who has no balls!"

Kaiba couldn't see why Yami was insisting on putting up this charade. And besides, the whole idea of Yami liking him was disgusting. And what was up with the whole balls comment!? That made no sense.

"I'm going to count to three, and when I do, you better be out of my office. If not, I will call security. Got it?" Kaiba hissed through his gritted teeth.

Yami glared at him. "I can see when I'm not wanted! But first…" He leaned over and kissed Kaiba on the lips, one hand behind Kaiba's head. Breaking away with a seductive smirk on his face, he jumped off the desk and ran for the door. At the door, he cried back, "Don't worry, Seto, we'll have our feisty sex next time!" Giving him another wink, he ran off.

Kaiba sat there dumbfounded. Did Yami just kiss him!? There was only one thing Kaiba could do…"SECURITY!!" he yelled out, making the whole building shake.

If you want to be one of the people who confesses their feelings to Kaiba (no promises on kissing though. ;D), then say it in a pm or review. Please review! And it will hopefully be better next one!