I'm starting to like the F.A.C.E. Family as most Hetalia fans are calling it… I came up with the idea for this one when searching for the cover image for my story Father and Son Over 300 Years… Although it took me a while to figure out what was wrong with the picture… THE ROLES WERE REVERSED. So it appeared in the picture that Canada and America were France and Britain's parents… It was amuzing once I realized it. Thus this idea was born.
Family Complications (Title's a Work In Progress/WIP)
"Hey…"
"Japan?"
"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THEM?!" America and Canada shouted at the same time, looking down at their fathers, who apparently turned into children while staying at Japan's house.
"I'm sorry, I don't know how it happened but my experimental machine went off and turned them into children." Japan explained. "This machine I was developing was supposed to make someone look like a child again. I was going to use it on Italy and Germany but…" He sighed.
"WELL TURN THEM BACK TO NORMAL JAPAN!" America shouted.
"We can't do much with them like this…" Canada uttered, holding Mr. Kumajiro close.
"I think it's cute." Kumajiro said, jumping out of Canada's arms.
"I think it's nice to be small again. I can wear my tunics again!" France shouted. "And Mon Angleterre looks adoreable!"
"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked, looking at childhood Britain.
"I'm Britain, you know that…" He answered.
"Japan, we need them back to normal!" America shouted.
"I don't know how to do that… The machine wasn't even supposed to turn them into children, I was going to use it on Italy and Germany to see if Germany was-!*"
"TURN PAPA BACK TO NORMAL!" Canada shouted.
"No, it's allright… After all, we can't blame Japan." Britain said. "It's France's fault because he grabbed my ass, neglecting the fact I was leaning on the door…"
"I couldn't help myself!" France shouted excitedly, fangirl-ing over childhood Britain. "But now that we've both turned into children we can relive the good old days!"
"You may think it's a good thing but not to me!" Britain shouted, punching France's shoulder. "Once I turn back into an adult, I'll kick your ass!"
"Japan, how are you gonna fix this?!" America shouted.
"Yeah, you really can't expect us to raise them like this!" Canada shouted back. "And if they don't change back, we'll be stuck taking care of them!"
"I'm sorry, I'll have my best scientists investigate right away!" Japan said. "However, either way… Until I figure things out, you'll have to take care of them!"
"Japan… You. Are. Never. Coming. To. Comic. Con. Again!" America muttered.
"Mother of Maple… How are we gonna take care of them?" Canada mumbled.
"Well, at least we've worked something out." France said, hugging Britain against his will.
"Let go Pepe Le Piu!" Britain shouted, making a Looney Toons reference.
"Who are you?" Kumajiro asked.
"I'm France."
"I'm Britain."
"AND WE'RE SCREWED!" America and Canada shouted at the same time.
*Just for fun, I made Japan a Holy Rome and Chibitalia fan... And in case my sister is reading this... Hello and I put the yaoi in just for you and your other fangirls! - Rags