A/N: After reading a few stories, I decided to post one myself. It is Rated-T as of now but may change because of intense sex scenes to come. I'm a big fan of character development and creating a good plot. Hopefully, I was able to achieve characterization and bring out the personalities us Gleeks love. Ladies, Gents, and In-betweeners, I present to you the "Tainted Series". Hope you enjoy.
Chapter 1: NEW BEGINNINGS
"5 minutes till 3." Will thought aloud while sitting at the piano, as he finished his preparation for the day's assignment.
It was a little over a complete 24 hours since the disastrous performance of the glee club, and he still had not fully recovered from the humiliation upon which it brought him. "6 injuries and 1 casualty" is what Principal Figgins stated to him in a meeting earlier today. Though that casualty was just a destroyed McKinley mascot uniform, it was still a tremendous source of great grief for Figgin's slim school budget.
Will had spent the entire night thinking of ways to prevent any similar events from occurring in the future. Fortunately, through deep reflection, he had found a conclusion, but wasn't exactly sure on how the kids would take it. Over the course of these few years, he noticed the members had gathered clits within the group. It was slowly disintegrating the very essence of the group's core mission. What is the point of a diverse organization if the individuals within the organization aren't connecting with those who are different from them?
He had to make them more unified.
"Each and every week the same thing: Rachel sits possessively next to Finn, Santana and Brittany sits on the third row while still entwined by their pinkies, Kurt mumbles musical references while sitting near Blaine, Tina cuddles beside Mike, Mercedes settles in her front row seat, the same row as Artie, and Puck sits the furthest back. But today that will indeed change." Will thought to himself.
When the bell rang, just like clockwork the glee students trailed in and took their unofficially assigned seats.
After walking up to the front of the classroom. Will turned towards the infamous assembly performers to begin his lecture. "6 injuries and 1 casu…" Will began before being interrupted.
"Mr. Schue before you begin critiquing yesterday's assembly performance of Michael Jackson's "We Are The World", I must make one disclaimer; which is for my boyfriend Finn and me to have complete immunity from the catastrophic consequences this glee club will face for what was done. Finn and I had practiced strenuously before the assembly and had mastered precisely what was required; surprisingly he did even in the dancing department. If the others had used their time wisely like us and not for whatever irrelevant things they do outside of the glee club, this would not have been the case." Rachel proclaimed.
While Mr. Schue stood jaw-dropped at her statement, Rachel began passing out flyers.
"Believe me I know." she assured.
"I completely understand how it may be difficult for those of you who are not as fortunate when it comes to being as talented as I am, to keep up. So as a solution I have made flyers advertising my voice lessons for those who are… in need." Rachel proclaimed. "As a way to show that I am holding no hostility for their lack of ability to even woo and sway behind me, I am offering my services at a discounted price of just $50 a sess..."
"Mr. Schue could you please shut IT up. By any means necessary, which includes but is not limited to IT's solitary confinement in IT's lonely habitat at the local Ohio zoo?" Kurt stated blatantly while ripping his flyer.
"Oh HELL to the No!" Mercedes yelled as Rachel attempted to hand her a flyer.
"This is precisely the cause of yesterday's terrible performance. Imagine if we had used that energy and intensity for the productivity of the group. Most likely poor Artie wouldn't have been forced to run over the toes of all those students in the Reading Braille Club." Mr. Schuester asserted.
"Preach!" Artie yelled.
"So this two-week assignment is Unity. The best type of unity is not one that is created from people who are all the same, but exists when those who are different are able to settle those differences for one common goal. That is why I have asked for a special guest and her group to assist me with this assignment." Mr. Schuester declared.
"Mrs. Piggy." Brittany guessed to Santana.
"I don't think so Brit Brit." Santana replied.
"Come on in Sue! You will each be divided into pairs of two to do a duet that compliments both of your voices, or dance moves." Will said with excitement. "At the end of this two-week assignment the best duet will be featured on the new "Who Got Game Half-Time Show" on live television with the assistance of the Cheerios. Figgins has already agreed to let us split 1/2 of the profit collected from the show equally between the Cheerios and the Glee Club!"
Everyone cheered. Tina even kissed Mike.
"This time we are going to win this!" Tina told him.
"Wait Tina." Will stated. "There is a catch you see we…"
"One thing that I enjoy more than achieving expectations… is ruining them." Sue interrupted. "Will, allow me the pleasure of breaking these delicate origami hearts shipped in a cardboard-box, taped with that Asian word for Fragile, and manufactured from the little boys in Thailand. My little female fruit ninja, I understand why you joined the club seeing that there are more fruits gathered here than a South American street market in Mid-Spring, but that is in fact, beside the point. You and your fellow glee club members will not be choosing with whom you will close rank to vocally torture the masses of Ohio." Sue informed.
"Wait, what?" Tina asked with a confused face.
"Basically guys we will be choosing who your duet partners are." Will said.
Groans and moans filled the room.
"We haven't even said the pairs yet." Mr. Schuester mentioned. "Sue read it for me please."
"Sure but let's make this quick! I have a skype or oovoo or facetime meeting whichever downloads first on my new iPad 7, with the Prime Minister of Russia. He saw my Sue's Corner discussing my views on disciplining upset toddlers and wanted my input on his newly enforced policies." Sue stated.
"The first set of Lima losers are the winners of the last duet Quinn and Sam. Oh yeah, they are no longer here because they realized how Ri-Diculous it is to be in this food group." Sue teased. "So the second pair which will now be the first pair of losers are Desperate Balloon Breasts of Ohio, Latino Edition and the Big-Nosed singing Anne Frank."
"Well fortunately my boyfriend and I have immunity from this randomness and I can make my partner Finn. Right Mr. Schue?" Rachel asked.
"No that is not the way things will work Rachel. Your partner will be Santana. There is a lot you could learn from each other." Will insured.
"Oh Please." Santana said "The only thing I could learn from her is how to dress like Annie the red-headed rag-doll and use the lack of sex appeal as the bricks of concrete to build the Great Wall of China around my vag, making men and women refrain from ever entering."
"That so rhymed." Brittany said.
"Listen guys enough I've had it to here with the complaining. Just listen to your name and your partner." Will demanded.
"Yeah guys, Mr. Schue is right. He hasn't failed you all before and it wouldn't be bad if we learned to work as a group." Blaine sided.
"I got this Blaine Warbler. Guys listen to Mr. Schue." Finn concluded.
"Alright I think they are ready for the rest of the names Sue." Will said.
"Number Two is Asian number two and Fatty Labelle. Number Three is Hot Wheels, Asian Number One, and the girl who writes with crayon."
"Yes a threesome." Brittany said.
"The next group is Frankenstein's monster and my dear Porcelain." Sue mentioned.
"Oh great my brother." Kurt whispered to Blaine. "Since we live together that will give us a competitive advantage."
"And the last pair of pears includes the only Jew most likely to have casted in the HBO show Oz featuring less flamboyant Elton John." Sue finished.
"I love that movie." Brittany said.
"This will be interesting." Blaine whispered to his boyfriend.
"Guys get with your group members tonight and have options for your duet song tomorrow. Since it will be at a half-time show, making it upbeat is my only request." Will concluded. "Oh and this week sit by your partner and make attempts to get to know them more."
As glee members dispersed into various parts of the room to set schedules, Blaine turned behind him to begin discussing with his partner. He could count on one hand the amount of times he even had a discussion with Puck about anything, and he would not have been his first choice as a partner. However, being the newest addition to this school he once rivaled, he knew this was an avenue to build his trust within the club.
"Hi! I just want to say that with great practice and consistency, I really believe we have what it takes to pull off being the best duet." Blaine exclaimed. "Let's exchange contact information and maybe meet later to gather ideas. Let's say my place tonight?"
"Dude stop yelling I'm recovering from a hangover, and I never go to any new territory without being promised to be greeted with a large bag of BBQ Lay's and a Budweiser." Puck said. "We will win because that Who Got Game half-time show is normally packed with the best kind of cougars, cheer-leading ones!"
"Ok I'll see what I can do." Blaine said. "How's 7pm? I kind of already have some ideas but I know for sure that I could have them jotted down by then."
"Sure that's fine, but dude no fairy tunes; you gays tend to love them." Puck stated while heading out of the door.
Immediately afterwards the bell rang, leaving the classroom just as silent as before everyone entered.
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