Chewing Gum is Really Gross
Chewing gum is really gross
Chewing gum I hate the most
I would much rather have a piece of chocolate toast
Or maybe even have tea with a deadly ghost
And possibly be Slugworth's birthday party host
If I had some, I would nail it to a post
It really bugs me when people boast,
About that gosh-darned chewing gum I hate the most
