Okay, so I got bored.
10 Ways to annoy Oliver:
1) Run around with a silver stake in Common Grounds chanting "You can't catch me, you can't catch me" over and over, and when he tries to catch you, poke him with the stake and say "HA!", laugh like crazy, and do it all over again.
2) Get in his face and say, "Ha ha, Amelie WHOOPED your ass!"
3) Mix some silver in Oliver's coffee, make him drink it, and when he's on the floor coughing and choking, shrug and say, "I thought it would be fun," and walk away.
4) Tie him to his bed and set his house on fire. And when his house his burning, sing "Love the Way You Lie" really loudly.
5) Tell him, "You're never going to get Amelie, you ugly pedophile!"
6) Throw a tomato at him.
7) Say, "Rapist" every time Oliver walks into a room.
8) Lock him in a room with Myrnin.
9) Shave his head when he's asleep.
10) Sneak up behind him, and pour a bucket of cold water all over him. And when he turns around say, "I'm doing you a favor. You smell bad".
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