Interview with Crash and Spyro

Note: I don't own anything Another note: Inter= Interviewer Last Note: This is all random and nothing serious at all

Inter: Okay so we are here with Crash and Spyro, how are you guys this evening?

Both: Good

Inter: Excellent! Now lets begin. Crash Your living in the Dragon Wolds now.

Crash: That's right

Inter: How's life in a new world so far?

Crash: Pretty good, Cynder is really great and I couldn't be happier.

Inter: Do you miss your old world at all?

Crash: Sometimes, but no, not really.

Inter: Okay now Spyro what is your expression on Crash being in the same world as you?

Spyro: It was actually my idea, well mine and Cynder's idea to have them stay with us.

Inter: Okay and you both had girlfriends in the past. Crash you had Tawna, Pasadena and now Cynder and Spyro you had Elora, Ember, Cynder and now Coco. What was the best girlfrend you guys ever had?

Crash: Well for a while Tawna was the one that was perfect for me then one day she left me and I ended up seeing her and Pinstripe together and it really hurt. And Pasadena was only using me, so Cynder would definitely be the best one for me.

Spyro: Well Elora was always busy and Ember was always a show off. Cynder was alright, but we never had full connection. Coco can be bust at times, but she always knows when I need her, so Coco would be my answer.

Inter: (snoring)

Both: HEY!

Inter: Who What Where When Why?

Both: ...

Inter: Oh, sorry you both lost me at the beginning.

Both: (growling)

Inter: Hey take it easy. Okay and now have you two ever thought of being a couple.

Both: (eyes bulge out and jaws drop)

Crash: What kind of sick man are you?

Inter: One of a kind. But hey if you ask me Spyro could be a good female idol in a gay relationship.

Spyro: Do you want to get burned and served on a platter?

Inter: Okay Okay sheesh moving on! Now do you two fight at all over gems since you both collect them?

Spyro: Not really

Crash: Sometimes, it just depends on what kind it is.

Inter: Okay, like the kind that makes you a gay couple.

Crash: Okay you need to go to a mental hospital.

Spyro: Honestly, your just being an ass right now.

Inter: You like Crash's ass?

Spyro: Okay, seriously this is going way too far.

Inter: Far up in the.. (Crash grabs him by the throat)

Crash: Dude! That's seriously inappropriate!

Inter: (choking) Okay I'll stop I'll stop!

Crash: (releases throat)

Inter: (gasps for air) Okay let's move on. So you guys think you might have babies with your current lovers?

Crash: That's an unusual question for an interview, but I have to say maybe.

Spyro: Same here we just got together and I don't want Coco to think I am rushing the relationship.

Inter: So you admit that you are rushing the relationship.

Spyro: That's it! (chases the Interviewer)

Inter: That all we have time for today okay bye! (screams as Spyro continues to chase him)