Hey, hey, hey! I realize that I've (once again) left my lovely readers alone for far too long. No worries; like promised, a much longer work is sorta-kind-ish in the making. Hopefully, Queen Mab will visit me sometime within the next week and will plant some fantastic plot into my brain, but for now, I hope you enjoy this… lovely piece of literature.

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WARNING: This story is in no way associated with our "serious" work.

Once upon a time, two wizards shared their love. During the summer, the two lovers, Karkaroff and Dumbledore, bonded over the many weeks by spending time together, sharing their deepest thoughts and feelings. They went to Hogsmeade to get a rented DVD. The intentions of this DVD were quite strictly to enjoy sentimental feelings of love with one another.

They shared their love afterwards with beard stroking. They began by stroking their own beards, but their hands slowly inched towards each other's beards. The technique that was used strongly was 'the double fisted Irishman', a method favored in the land Karkaroff came from. As they admired the beards of their partner, they felt the love inside of them grow stronger, even with the jealousy they felt. With the rubbing of their beards together they felt the warmth and homelike feeling that only they could bring to each other.

They turned on the TV and slid in the DVD slowly. On came a recording of the band from the Yule ball, the first time they had fallen in love with the other. Dumbledore looked over his half-moon glasses with a soft expression in his eyes that only Karkaroff could bring, and spoke with a slight Irish tilt, "Igor, it's getting late, you should probably get going."

"We could just lay here and forget about the world," Igor suggested.

They locked eyes and captured the other in a scolding look.

"You know I'm uncomfortable taking off my beard tassel in front of you."

"Dumbledore, get comfortable. I love you, beard tassel or not," Igor replied

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Dumbledore looked at Igor and was filled with love that he hadn't been able to understand before. Igor understood him and loved him, beard tassel or not. It was hard for him because his beard could become so unruly, especially in the morning. As Dumbledore stared at Igor, he saw Igor pull out a lollipop out of his beard and a book-like object out of his pocket.

"Igor, what is that?"

"It's my favorite season of Gilmore Girls," he answered.

"Really? Let's put it in."

They watched Gilmore Girls and fell asleep in each other arms and lived happily ever after.

Ah, beard-tassles and Gilmore Girls… signs of true love *swoons.*

This is what Jenna (jtrem), Annie (alindy), Collin (GoldenCrusade), and I (Kate Virgine) do during the wee hours of the morning after watching three or four HP movies back to back. I promise that we are all very capable writers when well-rested, and you won't be displeased when you check out our profiles.

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