A/N:I'mmmmm baaaaaccck! Lol so thought I would take a crack at a 10 ways to annoy thingy. Enjoy and pleeeease review!
Disclaimer! I own nothing except for the possible ways to annoy.
10 Ways to Annoy Neal:
10. Ask him if he wanted to be a knight because healing is a girl's job.
9. Repeat everything he says back to him in a dramatic manner, convincing him that that is how he really sounds. When he denies it, make it even more dramatic.
8. Ask him why his Gift matches his eyes. Then slyly add that matching colors is a female habit and give him a questioning look.
7. State that Yuki deserves someone better, maybe someone like Dom. Note the red tone of his face.
6. When talking to him, every other word you say needs to be Meathead.
5. Ask him if he has finally given up poetry, when he says yes, say very loudly, "Oh, That's why Yuki is still with you!"
4. Ask him if he calls Yuki his "Yamani Blossom" because she smells. Then run away from Yuki.
3. Look him up and down and say, "Yup. Dom is the more attractive one.
2. Ask him why he is so afraid of Alanna and if it has something to do with his manhood.
1. State that the real reason he never ate his vegtables was he wanted more attention from Kel.