Hi! This is my first fanfic, so please don't shoot me! Or burn me. Or stab me. Or... You get the idea. Anywhozen, shout out to Candy Phantom for telling me to write a story for my crazies! This is an outlet for me. So, first chapter will be...

*drum roll*

CURING HICCUPS!

*canned applesauce*

My first victim: Dan Phantom!

*more applesauce*

Disclaimer: Do I have to?

Audience: YES!

Fine. I do not own anything at all. EXCEPT THE WORLD! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

And now, without further ado, LET THE VILLAIN TORTURE COMMENCE!

Dan was eating his evil-meanie-flavored ice cream when, suddenly,*hic* "NOOOOOOOOOO!" Dan cried,"I have the hiccups!" "Did someone say hiccups?" Blue peeked at Dan. "You're screwed. Blue loves to cure hiccups." Jake sympathized. He shook his head, and left. Blue was bouncing up and down."Let's start with drinking water upside down!" Blue exclaimed, already filling a cup with water. Dan shivered. His head was on fire, after all.

Blue finished filling the cup, set it down, skipped over to Dan, and flipped him upside-down by his ankles. "Sizzzy, I need you to hold Dan upside-down for me while I make him drink the water." "Okay, Blue. Do you want me to try to shake the hiccups out of him?" asked Sizzzy. "Yeah, Just stop when it's time for his water." Dan whimpered,"P-p-pleas-s-se, Clock-k-k-wor-k-k,*hic* wh-wh-at have I d-d-one to deserv-v-e thi-s-s-s?" "Okay, Sizz, you can stop shaking him. He needs to drink."

Blue said in her best doctor voice, then, when he stopped shaking, she threw the water in his face. With the cup."OW! *hic*" Dan howled. "Hmm... That didn't work. Next!" called Blue to Sizzzy, who was looking up hiccup cures on the internet. "OOOHHH! Here's a good one! 'Stick out your tongue as far as it will go and pull it.' Let's try it!" With that, Blue snapped on surgical gloves that went up to her elbows. "Open wide!" she said. "N-*hic*-NO!" Dan cried, but he opened his mouth so wide with that one word, that Blue reached in, grabbed his tongue, said,"That'll do." and pulled. "AGH!*hic*" Dan whimpered.

Blue looked disappointed. "That didn't work either. NEXT!" "Make him eat peanut butter or scare him!" called Sizzzy. "NO! Not peanut butter!" exclaimed Dan, shivering at the thought of peanut butter sticking to the roof of his mouth. "Awww... Does a widdle Dan-dan have arachibutyrophobia?" asked Sizzzy. Blue and Dan looked at her. "What? I was curious." Sizzzy said, "Anywhozen, do you?" Dan nodded wordlessly. "Sweet! Two cures with one jar!" Blue said. Then, she pulled out a jar of peanut butter-the extra-sticky kind- from the middle of nowhere, opened it, and shoved the whole thing into Dan's mouth, which emitted a girlish shriek, which was muffled by another hiccup. "STOP! *hic* STOP THIS! *hic* HELP! SOME-*hic*-BODY HELP!"

Dan was now scarred for afterlife. But then, silence. Blue was gone, Sizzzy was gone and best of all, not even a hiccup pierced the silence. "I'M FREE! NO MORE HICCUPS!" after that joyful declaration, Dan promptly pulled out his thermos and sucked himself into it. Blue came in, holding sugar. "Dan? I have your next cure!" Blue yelled, looking around for her 'patient'. Seeing the thermos on the ground, she came to a realize that he must have gone back to prison. "What a shame. He hadn't even paid his bill."

So, how was it? I will accept random ideas from people who want to see their ideas in writing but are too lazy to write a story themselves. I was, but I had too much random! Candy Phantom told me to write my own story, so here it is! Luv U, Candy!

Fear my Fuzz,

Bear out.