TITLE: The Cregg and Ziegler experiment. AUTHOR: Melissa DISCLAIMER: I don't own them, never will. RATING: PG-13.

"This is going to work."

"It's going to explode."

"Think positive Ziegler," CJ smacked him.

"I am. You don't even know what you put in that thing."

"That's why it's called, an experiment," CJ said sarcastically.

"What is it you're trying to make?"

"The stuff that makes you glow in the dark."

"Why the hell."

"It seemed fun at the time Toby. Now it's just bugging the crap out of me," CJ moaned. "Now, I pour this in the bowl, and it should work," CJ looked at the green liquid in the cup she was holding.

"Can I run?"

"Is the door shut?"

"Sadly," Toby moaned as he checked.

"Here we go," CJ closed her eyes as Toby looked away.

BOOM!

"CJ!" Carol barged in; noticing both CJ and Toby sprawled out on the floor, drenched in green slim.

"I can't move," Toby moaned.

"Did it work?" CJ sat up, looking around.

"What happened?" Carol asked.

"Shut the door!" CJ snapped and stood. "Turn off the lights."

"Okay," Carol hesitated, but did as she was told.

"Can you see us?" CJ asked.

"Yeah," Carol nodded. "Wow, it worked."

"Toby, I can see you," CJ smiled.

"Why do I have green slim on me?" Toby moaned.

"Can I turn on the lights now?" Carol asked.

"Yes," Toby snapped.

"No," CJ snapped.

"Yes."

"No!"

"I'm leaving," Carol said quickly and walked out.

"CJ," Toby stood and turned on the lamp. "Look at me."

"You look good," CJ smiled.

"I look like a giant green bean!"

"Do you know what we can do with this stuff?" CJ asked.

"This stuff stinks."

"We can sell this and become millionaires."

"Who the hell would buy this stuff?" Toby snapped.

"CJ." Josh walked in. "Plato!"

"I had to ask," Toby threw his hands in the air and fell in the couch.

"I loved this stuff when I was a kid," Josh smiled.

"It's not Plato, stupid," CJ snapped. "It's glow in the dark stuff."

"Cool," Josh looked at CJ. "Damn!"

"What?"

"You look amazing," Josh smiled and walked over to her. "I've never noticed how hot you are."

"What?" CJ couldn't help but grin.

"What the hell?" Toby whispered to himself.

"Your face, your body, your legs." Josh grabbed CJ's waist. "You're gorgeous."

"Josh!" Toby stood and pushed Josh around to face him. "What the hell are you doing?"

"Damn!" Josh smiled again. "I've never said this about a man before, but you look good," Josh winked, while walking towards Toby.

"What the hell?" CJ and Toby both whispered.

"Toby." Sam walked in. "Wow."

"Sam, get your loony friend away from me," Toby ordered as Josh grabbed Toby's waist.

"Josh, what the hell man," Sam pushed him away. "He's my boss," Sam winked at Toby.

"CJ!" Toby yelled, causing both men to turn around.

"CJ," Sam and Josh smiled and walked over to her. Josh grabbed her hand as Sam slid his arms around her.

"Toby!" CJ yelled.

"What the hell was in that slime?" Toby ran out.

"Toby, don't leave me in here!" CJ screamed.

"You look very good today Claudia," Sam smiled.

"Josh! Sam!" Toby rushed back in with a bucket of water.

"Toby," Josh and Sam let go of CJ and started walking towards Toby.

"CJ, do you trust me?" Toby asked.

"What?"

"Do you trust me?"

"Yeah," CJ shrugged.

"Good," Toby walked over quickly and dumped the bucket of water on CJ.

"What the hell?" CJ snapped, smacking him.

"Don't smack him CJ," Sam snapped. "He looks real good today."

"What?" CJ asked, confused.

"Something in the experiment is making them act this way," Toby said. "Get more water and pour it on me so we can get the slime off."

"Okay," CJ grabbed the bucket and ran out.

"I've never seen you like this Toby," Josh smiled.

"I love when you order people around," Sam smiled.

"Here," CJ rushed back in. "One thing?"

"What?" Toby snapped.

"Why are they drooling over a man?"

"It's the slime. They don't see me, they see someone else."

"It's like a love potion?" CJ smiled.

"Dump the water!" Toby snapped.

"Oh," CJ dumped the water on Toby quickly.

"Cold!" Toby snapped. "I at least warmed up your water!"

"What the hell is going on?" Sam asked.

"What?" Toby asked.

"Why are we here?" Josh asked Sam.

"You were hitting on us," CJ smirked.

"Very funny," Sam and Josh glared and walked out, trying to remember why they went in there.

"That was spooky," Toby shook his head.

"You want to mess around with some more stuff?" CJ asked.

"NO!" Toby snapped and walked out.

The End