:D
Wanted to do a one shot.
I dont remember the episode name but do you guys remember the episode when there was that fortune telling book. :D And when Butch and Cassidy were selling the copies. But when Ash and Co. finally got the right book i think it should have go like this..

I do not own Pokemon wich makes me sad D:

"So is this the real book?" Misty asked. "Can we borrow it?"

"Yes of course. Here take it. I have another one." Officer Jenny said.

"Oh thank you." Misty said and smiled.

"I dont get why you are so exited about this book." Ash said.

"Hmph.. Now let's see wich Pokemon am I." Misty said to herself and opened the book.

"Hmm here..... WHAT!!" Misty yelled.

"What does it say Misty?" Ash asked.

"It....says....I'm...a Gyarados." Misty said shocked.

"Hey it was the same thing in the copy!" Brock said.

"Oh shut up Brock." Misty said and hit him with a mallet. "Just listen. Im nothing like this!!." Misty said angrly and started to read the book outloud.

"Peoples who are like Gyarados are very short temper. When they are mad they are really angry, but a Gyarados person can also be very caring." Misty read.

"Well the short temper part was right." Brock whispered to Ash.
Ash nodded.

"What did you say?!" Misty asked.

"N-nothing." Brock said nervously.

"Good." Misty said. "Now let's check what kinda of pokemon Ash is." Misty said while searching.

"C'mon Mist I really dont care about that book." Ash complained.

"Well it doesn't hurt to watch." Misty answered. "Oh here it is."

"What does it say?" Ash asked,

"I tought you didn't wanna know." Misty teased.

"Just read it." Ash said annoied.

" are a.. a Dragonite." Misty said surprised. "Peoples who are like Dragonite are always caring about other peoples. They can be sweet but also stubborn." Misty read outloud.

"Awesome im a Dragonite." Ash said.

"Hey does that book say anything about love?" Brock asked.

"Umm. Yes." Misty said.

"Great! Give it to me!" Brock said and took the book.

Suddenly Brock started to laugh.

"Huh Brock what's so funny?" Ash asked.

"You guys need to hear this!! Listen." Brock said between laughs. " Love: Dragonite and Gyarados are soulmates. Two of them go together perfectly... Oh man I can't read any longer. Isn't this just so funny!!?" Brock said and started rolling on the ground.

"Hah yeah.. Really hilarious." Misty said and started to fake laugh nervously.

"Yeah that is so funny." Ash said nervously.

When Brock was back to normal Ash, Misty and Brock were heading for the next town.

'Hmm.. Maybe that book isn't so dumb after all.' Ash tought.

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And maybe Ash isn't so dense 8D
I like this one-shot.
And sorry about that i havn't continued my another story.
Sorry so much. Im not in the mood, im not feeling well. But this just popped to my head so I had to write it.'

Hope u liked it.