Elephants, Streaking, and IHOP

Disclaimer: V: "VG"

Me "What,…..what do you want now………no no no no no no no you can't make me say it!!"

V: "I have the spray bottle… don't make me use it……..VG…"

VG: "fine!! Fine fine fine fine!! I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT!! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!"

VG's pov.

"What…the crap…is…that……? (I point to the forest being trampled be raging elephants) Not the elephants, the thing on top of the elephant in the front…is…is that…Emmett!? I was wondering where he went. OMC!! Am I going insane? Am I? Am I? AM I?" Bella and Edward stopped to stare at the forest behind us. Our hangout was being interrupted by elephants.

All of the sudden we heard "It's a bologna fight Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

This odd sound came from Mike Newton streaking down the road and omc was that disturbing!! "You go Emmett you ride that elephant you sexy thang!!" said Jessica jumping up and down. She looked like a love struck little girl!! "Well good thing Mike is occupied at the moment." Said Edward shaking his head.

As I sat next to Jacob(my boyfriend I wish oh and to all of you Jacob haters … Don't be that way!!), recapping what had just happened I wondered what exactly Emmett was thinking…

Emmett's pov.

"This is SOOOOOOO much fun!! It is a wonder that I didn't do- CCRRUUUNNCHHHHH-- WHAT WAS THAT?! Did I just squish an IHOP? Omg omg ooommmggg!! Carlisle is going to kill me!!"

"Oh my Jonas I am such a monster. Using these elephants for my own selfish pleasure!! Kill me now!! Oh right I need the Vultri to do that! How can I be so naïve!?"

Emmet, upon thinking this, was stunned by his own stupidity. This was what had been itching at him all of his "life". This is what he had always wanted to do as a vampire, but now it just seemed so stupid.

"I wonder how much of a crackpot Edward thinks I am now…"

Edwards pov.

"Bella wait a minute, so Emmett thinks that I think that he is a crackpot, Rosalie is shaken by her husbands stupidity, and I agree that Emmett is indeed a crackpot . How wonderful it is to read peoples thoughts!! That will someday make me go insane!!"

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