James, Sirius and Remus were wandering about London one afternoon when James decided he fancied a drink at the Leaky Cauldron. Sirius went up to order the drinks, and one glance at the bartender made him double-take.
"Wormtail?" he exclaimed. Peter spun around.
"Oh- it's you..."
"You didn't tell us you were working here, mate!" Sirius pointed out earnestly.
"Keep your voice down! I don't want the others to find out!" he hissed.
Sirius cocked his eyebrows. "I spotted Red in the corner...James will be too busy to notice. As for Moony- he brought a book. Calm down alright? And get me two butterbeers."
Peter ignored him. "It's just... going from a Marauder to a bartender- it's pathetic! It should be the other way around, it's backwards!"
"Yea, and so is your apron- you're wearing it as a cape. Now fetch me those drinks!"