Detox.

A/N: Romance and failed attempt on humor, I guess (because I just can't really write that…). Prompted by a picture on on which you can see Sanji almost dying because of one of his cigarettes, by a part in one story about Gokudera and Tsuna from KHR (Katekyo Hitman Reborn) here on FF and by my crazy mind that's toying with those ideas and converts them into something even crazier.

Disclaimer: -.-' Oh how I hate those… Kay, is my Name Eiichiro Oda? No! So I don't own One Piece. If I did, I guess it wouldn't be as awesome as it is.

Cover picture: SybLaTortue (syblatortue . deviantart . com [remove spaces to few :3])

Summary: Sanji, after almost dying of a cigarette, is put on detoxication by his worried captain Luffy. This detox is radical: The crew gets the command to throw each and every single cigarette over board, and that in the middle of the ocean. The next island is still far away and poor Sanji is craving for something long and delicious to suck on… Everything reminding him of his beloved drug is being attacked. Will he get over it? Or will he jump into the ocean and dive for the relieving tobacco? Yaoi, BoyXBoy. Don't like, don't read, I warned you. R&R please.

Rating: M. Contains Sex in later chapters. Yeah.

The suffering

It was an ordinary evening out on the ocean, the Sunny lay still, it was already late and the strawhat crew would go to bed every minute now.

Zoro, on his watch shift, was sleeping in his personal training tower. As always. Nami was adding the last few lines on one of her charts for the world map, with Robin on her side sipping on some coffee and reading a book. Chopper was busy studying some diseases they had found on their last island, examining plants and dissecting animals in the process. Usopp was lying in his bed, polishing his weapons and making notes on ideas for new "gunpowder", while Brook was noting the new song he created this day in his own bed. Franky was still in the deepest room of the ship, going through the evening check of the ship's machinery. Luffy was in the kitchen, desperately trying to break open that damn lock his cook had bought some time before. But because it just didn't work he began to rummage through the cupboards, frantically looking for something to ease the pain in his stomach signalizing hunger and the annoying grumbling that came with it. And Sanji… Sanji was dying.

The blond cook with the curly eyebrows was leaning against the glass of the ship's aquarium, clenching his chest in agony and almost forgetting how to breathe. He knew that someday, he was going to die of this shit, die because he couldn't stop putting cig after cig in his mouth.

Why did he even start that crap? Dim memories of a girl saying that she liked smokers and some cooks from the Baratie making fun of the twelve-year old kitchen apprentice about him being oh so childish made its way up to his consciousness. He cursed.

However... that was not such a good idea, as another stream of painful coughs came out of his throat, taking almost all the strength he had left to stand. He pressed his forehead on the cool glass of the tank and waited for the end. But instead, the coughing became even worse this time, and it was a first that now there was blood spurting out of his mouth. Directly on the glass, for everyone to see.

"Shit… Shit, shit, shit! I can't be seen like this, so weak and fragile. If they notice, who knows what they'd do to me?"

His thoughts were spinning. His whole mind was, his brain freakishly felt like bursting. He could never tell that...

He would never admit it, but he was very much afraid of confessing his problems that came with smoking. He just didn't want the others to be frantic. He wouldn't be able to stand the sad faces of the crew. Especially his beloved captain's, Luffy's, which would be near to crying. Luffy was the second person in his life he had ever and always looked up to, after Zeff. Of course, the teen with the strawhat had his stupid moments, but honestly, who didn't? He just had… more of them… It didn't even bother him that Nami looked at the young, black-haired teen much more then she looked at him.

But more than Luffy's face, the cook couldn't and wouldn't be able to bear the fact that he'd make a certain swordsman be worried.
Well, the blond would always, always pick a fight with the shitty marimo, but deep inside he knew better. The swordsman stirred him up. More than even Nami-san could ever. There were even times he got quite a hard-on from the very same person, especially when observing his torso glittering with beads of sweat after training or seeing his heavenly good sword skills. He would also burn with jealousy every time he noticed the green haired man's absolute, unwavering loyalty to the captain. Of course, everyone had it, this complete devotion to the young rubber man. Each and everyone in the crew had their very personal story about how Luffy got them out of their cage, ridding them of their lives where they weren't able to wish or dream and showing them the direction of a life filled of wonders and dreams, a life with him. Sanji had to admit that each person in the crew shared a unique bond with the Monkey boy, a bond that, from time to time, could be described as love, and now and then even something much more.
But Zoro's loyalty was even greater than the others. Sanji couldn't understand it properly. And that was what made him envious.

The flood of painful coughs wouldn't stop even after he tried to calm every inch of his body. But even now, he didn't have the willpower the put out the cigarette in his mouth. The bloodstain on the glass had long slipped out of his mind. He slid down on the floor and almost fell because the pain was taking over his senses. That was when he heard the faint creak of a door.

"Shit! Please be Usopp! I can threaten that one... Just don't let it be Luffy…", he thought before his mind went black and he sacked down on the floor.

A/N: Okay, so, that's the first chapter. hope it's not too bad ^^; I'm not really that experienced in fanfiction, I like it more to just read and review others' stories. (btw, if you'd like me to read through and give constructive critic to one of your fanfics, just pm me. I'd love to.)