Disclaimer: everybody knows they are not mine, 'cause they belong to each other - erm- to J.K. Rowlings.
Warnings: poetry, lack of periods if at the end of a verse (it's just my style), utter sillyness, improper use of spells, some innuendo
Author's note: I had a lot of fun writing this. I hope it makes sense - latin spells are similar to italian words and it was easy for me to use them instead of verbs and adjectives in a way that I'm not totally sure is fitting proper english, or language at all. As usual, reviews are loved.
The Slytherin Prince of Charms
No need of Expelliarmus, I surrender
looking at you, my eyes go Alohomora
and I can't hide a thing. When you are near
the whole world is Muffliato but your voice
and I just feel Petrificus Totalus
I try to talk to you and then Confundo
and my fear rises up like Serpensortia
for I know that I'll Crucio if you reject me
...
I wish you could Legilimens my soul
and see that no Obliviate or Scourgify
will erase you from it. Can I Reparo
all my mistakes to you, can we Finite
the rivalry, the hate? I'll Sectumsempra
if you say no, living without you is worse
than Avada Kedavra. I'm too far gone
to Protego my pride, I'm pleading here
...
To Evanesco your doubts, do what you need
pour my mind in a Pensieve, take my wand
You're Impervius to Imperio, I am sincere:
to Relashio me of misery is your choice
I must tell you before I burst Confringo
and I Sonorus so you'll have to listen
My feelings have been hidden in Fidelius
now be my Secret Keeper: I do love you
...
Your smile is Lumos Maximo, the way
you look at me my spirits Levicorpus
and even if I'm feeling Stupeficium
hope Wingardium Leviosa and then Ascendio
for you're coming to me without an Accio
and it is just like Vulnera Sanentur
I stand Impedimenta, breathing fails me
then I'm under your lips and Anapneo
...
Now my nerve-ends are going into Incendio
your arms the best Incarcerous to hold me
I drink your kisses like it's Aguamenti
My heart's swelling, blood raises, I Engorgio
till as painfully Erecto as I can feel you
You Parseltongue you love me, I Expecto
my Patronum to burst out, and I'm certain
from each other we'll never be Diffindo
...
Let us make it Unbreakable, and then Silencio, and Nox