"Cheese, cheese the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot!"

"Umm..."

"Yes...?"

"The song goes actualy goes beans, beans the magical fruit the more you eat the more you toot!"

"Your point?"

"Your songs incorrect."

"So...cheese is awesome! It deserves a song of its own!"

"Yeah, but your songs wrong!"

"Then how should the song go mister I know it all?"

"It should go...um...Cheese, cheese the magical dairy product the more you eat the more you can't poop!"

"That dosn't sound very good."

"Your point?"

"My point is that it dosn't sound good!"

"Would you rather it be right or sound good?"

"You...You're an ass."

"But I'm your ass."

"My ass is far cuter then you. Thank you very much!"

"Mmmmhmm...I love you."

"You better."