Title: SKN

Rating: M

Pairing: 58

AN: Stupid crack ahead.

You've got to be kidding me.

*POP!!*

What?

*deadpan stare*

You're actually going to sit there and say you didn't notice?

*blinks innocently*

I haven't the slightest idea what you're talking about. Sit, your dinner is getting cold.

*cocks head, cants hip, and Tsks*

No way in hell am I going to believe that, man. So, are you trying to piss me off or what?

*purses lips in deep thought*

Piss you off, no, not particularly. But…

*rubs bridge of nose*

But what?

*glint of light off thin silver frames*

But…now that you've drawn my attention to it, perhaps we should see if it works.

*cautious step back*

….

*another one*

….

*muted thud*

Fuck…

*pleased little grin tweaking supple lips*

Oh yes…

*happy little sigh of pleasure*

But…you know…um…DINNER!! Yes! Dinner will get cold you know.

*shifty eyes flittering around the room*

That's why microwaves were invented. Now stop talking and come here.

*audible gulp*

Fuck.

*triumphant chuckle*

Oh yes…yes…yes

*moans, groans, pants, and…*

Did you remember to lock the door, Gojyo?

*SLAM!!!*

I guess you did, didn't you?

~owari~ *_~