The movie that almost wasn't
Hey! What's up? This is my first fic so don't be too hard on me! It may get crazy, or it may go calm. Humor, torture, movies, and the Juppon Gatana! How will this fic go?
Disclaimer: If I owned Rurouni Kenshin, I wouldn't be here typing! What if Watsuki is killed or dies? Will someone inherit Rurouni Kenshin? If so I hope it's me!
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::All the Juppon Gatana except Yumi and Shishio are in their living- room-type-thing discussing what type of movie they want to see later that day. ::
Soujiro: I want to see a movie about someone who was treated badly when they were young, then was rescued by an assassin. I want to see my life on the big screen!
Chou: Well, I want to see a movie with swords, more swords, hot girls, and more hot girls. *whispering* Maybe some hentai.
Usui: What was that Chou?
Chou: Oh nothing Usui! Damn that heart's eye of his! Whispering isn't safe anymore, so I must THINK all my dirty thoughts! Heh heh heh heh.
Saizuchi: I want to see an old film, made in the times when I was young and handsome.
All Juppon Gatana in the room except Saizuchi:*burst out laughing*
Houji: Good one Saizuchi!
Saizuchi trying to keep the tone in his voice low: I wasn't joking.
All Juppon Gatana in the room except Saizuchi:*deadly silence*
Soujiro: Oh, er, that's nice Saizuchi. What about you Mr. Anji, what type of movie would you like to see? Comedy? You and I could use some.
Anji: I'm not sure, maybe an-*puts on a Batman costume* ACTION AND ADVENTURE MOVIE! I really wanna to see Batman!
Soujiro: Batman huh? I thought you liked Superman, not Batman.
Anji: I liked Superman five minutes ago. Batman's my guy now. Superman's in the past.
Usui, just now realizing something important: Why am I in here discussing movies? I can't see anything! *stands up in front of everyone* I bet it was all a plan to make me feel bad. You all wanted to hurt my feelings!
Kamatari while smiling a mischievous smile: Why Usui, we would NEVER do that! Isn't that right guys? Tell Usui what you all think!
Everybody nodding their head: Yeah Usui, we'd never hurt you!
Usui: Really? You guys are seriously my friends?
Everyone with fake smiles on: Of course we're your friend! Why else would we have joined the Juppon Gatana?
Usui: To wreak havoc on the world and take control of Japan with Shishio?
Kamatari: Uh, that's our first reason! You're our SECOND reason! Everyone knows the second reason is the best! See, Usui, we're your friends! Actually, I hate your guts. You act WAY to strong. Weakling.
Usui: Okay! ^_^ I'm gonna go buy us all some crackers!
Hennya: I don't like crackers. Get me some doughnuts!
Chou: I want doughnuts too! Usui, could you also get me my magazine? You know, the one only Hennya and I read?
Usui: Okay, that's two orders of doughnuts, your "clean" magazine, and crackers for everyone else. Is that all you wish to order?
Everyone: Yes. We don't want anything else.
Usui: Alright. That will be $12.45 at the window. *leaves*
Kamatari: Finally, he's gone. Now on with the discussing!
Hennya: I want to see the movie Chou wants to see! I've had to put up with Kamatari and Yumi WAY too much. It'll be a sight for sore eyes.
Kamatari: *holds up scythe to Hennya's neck* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'LL GIVE YOU SORE EYES! *gives Hennya two black eyes* No one calls me ugly! Do you like your sore eyes?
Hennya: No. Mommy, this thing is gonna kill me. Help me Mommy!
Kamatari: Good boy, you weren't supposed to like it. Would anyone like to comment on this?
Everyone except Kamatari: All bow down to Kamatari! The prettiest, er, person ever!
Kamatari: *beams* Just like I raised them. I rule the world! Well, except Shishio, Yumi and Soujiro, but WHATEVER!
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Yayness! I finished chapter 1! I'll be putting up chapter 2 soon! It's where Yumi and Shishio come in! It seems short to me, but it might be long to you! Read and Review! There probably won't be much Soujiro in this fic, cause I can't think of anywhere to put him. Tell me ideas in reviews. That is all.
Hey! What's up? This is my first fic so don't be too hard on me! It may get crazy, or it may go calm. Humor, torture, movies, and the Juppon Gatana! How will this fic go?
Disclaimer: If I owned Rurouni Kenshin, I wouldn't be here typing! What if Watsuki is killed or dies? Will someone inherit Rurouni Kenshin? If so I hope it's me!
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::All the Juppon Gatana except Yumi and Shishio are in their living- room-type-thing discussing what type of movie they want to see later that day. ::
Soujiro: I want to see a movie about someone who was treated badly when they were young, then was rescued by an assassin. I want to see my life on the big screen!
Chou: Well, I want to see a movie with swords, more swords, hot girls, and more hot girls. *whispering* Maybe some hentai.
Usui: What was that Chou?
Chou: Oh nothing Usui! Damn that heart's eye of his! Whispering isn't safe anymore, so I must THINK all my dirty thoughts! Heh heh heh heh.
Saizuchi: I want to see an old film, made in the times when I was young and handsome.
All Juppon Gatana in the room except Saizuchi:*burst out laughing*
Houji: Good one Saizuchi!
Saizuchi trying to keep the tone in his voice low: I wasn't joking.
All Juppon Gatana in the room except Saizuchi:*deadly silence*
Soujiro: Oh, er, that's nice Saizuchi. What about you Mr. Anji, what type of movie would you like to see? Comedy? You and I could use some.
Anji: I'm not sure, maybe an-*puts on a Batman costume* ACTION AND ADVENTURE MOVIE! I really wanna to see Batman!
Soujiro: Batman huh? I thought you liked Superman, not Batman.
Anji: I liked Superman five minutes ago. Batman's my guy now. Superman's in the past.
Usui, just now realizing something important: Why am I in here discussing movies? I can't see anything! *stands up in front of everyone* I bet it was all a plan to make me feel bad. You all wanted to hurt my feelings!
Kamatari while smiling a mischievous smile: Why Usui, we would NEVER do that! Isn't that right guys? Tell Usui what you all think!
Everybody nodding their head: Yeah Usui, we'd never hurt you!
Usui: Really? You guys are seriously my friends?
Everyone with fake smiles on: Of course we're your friend! Why else would we have joined the Juppon Gatana?
Usui: To wreak havoc on the world and take control of Japan with Shishio?
Kamatari: Uh, that's our first reason! You're our SECOND reason! Everyone knows the second reason is the best! See, Usui, we're your friends! Actually, I hate your guts. You act WAY to strong. Weakling.
Usui: Okay! ^_^ I'm gonna go buy us all some crackers!
Hennya: I don't like crackers. Get me some doughnuts!
Chou: I want doughnuts too! Usui, could you also get me my magazine? You know, the one only Hennya and I read?
Usui: Okay, that's two orders of doughnuts, your "clean" magazine, and crackers for everyone else. Is that all you wish to order?
Everyone: Yes. We don't want anything else.
Usui: Alright. That will be $12.45 at the window. *leaves*
Kamatari: Finally, he's gone. Now on with the discussing!
Hennya: I want to see the movie Chou wants to see! I've had to put up with Kamatari and Yumi WAY too much. It'll be a sight for sore eyes.
Kamatari: *holds up scythe to Hennya's neck* WHAT DID YOU SAY?! I'LL GIVE YOU SORE EYES! *gives Hennya two black eyes* No one calls me ugly! Do you like your sore eyes?
Hennya: No. Mommy, this thing is gonna kill me. Help me Mommy!
Kamatari: Good boy, you weren't supposed to like it. Would anyone like to comment on this?
Everyone except Kamatari: All bow down to Kamatari! The prettiest, er, person ever!
Kamatari: *beams* Just like I raised them. I rule the world! Well, except Shishio, Yumi and Soujiro, but WHATEVER!
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Yayness! I finished chapter 1! I'll be putting up chapter 2 soon! It's where Yumi and Shishio come in! It seems short to me, but it might be long to you! Read and Review! There probably won't be much Soujiro in this fic, cause I can't think of anywhere to put him. Tell me ideas in reviews. That is all.