teen wolf and the hogwarts sorting hat:
stiles stilinski: everyone saw it coming when stiles walked up to the hat, that he was practically the personification of a hufflepuff and no one even blinked at the fact that the hat almost chose griffindore...well everyone but stiles himself he didn't believe that he had the brave heart of a griffindore he was weak and only good with research and distractions certainly not a great hero like his friends he thought the hat had a fault to even consider it was a major surprise that his friends would tell him otherwise,so after hours of pestering he finally accepted that his friends weren't going to stop saying just how much of a hero he truly is and having stories to back it up he just decided they were nuts...and that's why he loves them so much.
Scott mcall: everyone was laughing as they saw Scott sorted. the hat didn't even touch his head before shouting "GRIFFINDORE" so when Scott thought it was a good idea to at least think about he was sassed into submission by a hat. "well you certainly don't have the brains to be a ravenclaw, you have your limits as to how far you would go to achieve your own desires and a certainly not witty and cunning for a slytherin" by now at least 3 people have fainted from laughter "and do i have to get started on how you would run head first into the forbidden forest if you even thought some one was in danger" at this Scott just dropped his head blushing as he walked towards the table of grinning(some even crying now) lovable maniacs known as the griffindore house.
Jackson whittemore: he doesn't even go to the hat when his name is called just walks towards the slytherin house. as professor mgonagle tries to stop him the hat just says "any more like a slytherin and i'd think you were some kind of snake or lizard creature in disguise(get it because he became a kanima because of an un-resolved desire)" Jackson just huffed and quickly made sure he was seen as top dog to the other slytherins.
Lydia martin: all were shocked but stiles. her looks her heritage and her way with getting what she wanted when she wanted it just made everyone think she was a destined slytherin no one even picked her as a brainiac and tactic, till the hat sorted her into hufflepuff and her grin grew condescending as she walked over to the table smiling at stiles enthusiasm and scoffing at Jackson's reaction as she made herself right at home as queen B of the house.
Vernon boyd: as he quietly sat down for the hat to sort him everyone quieted down genuinely interested as to what house he would be sorted to some even taking bets (cough stiles cough cough) "hmmm interesting you have the loyalty and bravery of a griffendore but an underlying thirst for knowledge you hide for the sake of family and friends. never pursuing it so you can help them. well that won't do you deserve to reach full potential so the only choice is.. RAVENCLAW!" Stiles immediately forks his sickles over to lydia as she smiles and welcomes boyd who sits next to her and smiles before patiently waiting for their next friend to be sorted.
Allison argent: slytherin it didn't seem true but hey what's the saying? don't look a gift horse in the mouth. because at least now there was someone who could keep an eye on Jackson for everyone so hey they'd just have to ask later. (wow short...i'll compensate later)
Isaac lahey: sure his loyalty could be questioned at some points but honestly they had thought hufflepuff and even still if not hufflepuff they had thought slytherin because of his drive to get what he truly desires when he puts his mind to it just griffindore seemed so unlikely he wasn't the type to run head first into battle without a set plan or a cunning leader or even a helper type he was just ...Isaac sarcastic knows what he wants thinker and shy guy Issac with people unless with his friends then it's shy no more like BAM! and the shy is gone! just not griffindore he seemed kinda let down to see the surprise on his own friends faces so they made it up to him later with magic movie marathons later on.
Erica reyes: ah yes Erica seeing her in any other house just seemed blasphemous she belonged in slytherin like a wolf in the woods any other and they probably wouldn't survive her evil plot to rule the school that would put even Fredd and George the famous prankster duo on their tippy toes to not get on her bad side...looks like Allison's job just got doubled and stiles just got a heck of a lot more worried what with the look she sent him...