Boredom: a Selection of Solutions

by wholockgoddess97

Finding a hobby for Sherlock Holmes proves to be a little more difficult than prior anticipated.

1. Chapter 1

"Sherlock!"

"Bored!"

"Don't shoot the wall!"

"BORED!"

"I don't care, we have to pay for every time you do that!"

"I don't care!"

"Well, I care! So stop it!"

"But John, I'm bored."

"Sherlock, give me my gun."

"No."

"Sherlock, I said stop shooting the wall! Now give me my gun!"

"No!"

"Sherlock! Give it to me!"

"NO! Get off me!"

"Give...me...ha!"

"JOHN!"

"No! You're not having that ever again, understand?"

"But John, I'm – "

"Bored? Too bad! Find a hobby."

"I had, until you took the gun off me."

"Find a different one!"

"John!"

"Sherlock."

"JOHN!"

"Sherlock!"

"...I'm bored."