This is what I imagined as I watched the infamous door scene between Emma and Regina. It's all for the purpose of comedy so please, approach this with a sense of humor.
Knock, knock.
Emma: Regina? Do you wanna get wasted? We'll throw eggs at Rumple's house. We never have eye sex anymore, come out the door, it's like you've given up. We used to be drinking buddies, and now we're not. I wish you would tell me why. Do you wanna get wasted? We don't have to drink with Hook.
Regina: Go away Swan.
Emma: Okay, bye.
Knock, knock.
Emma: Do you wanna get wasted? Or go TP Town Hall? I think a drink is overdue, I've started talking to myself cos I'm so bored. Hang in there Emma. It gets a little lonely hanging out at the bar, just watching friends have fun. Bartender, another round and keep them coming.
Knock, knock.
Emma: Regina.
Please, I know you're in there. People are asking if you're sober. They say have a drink alone, but it doesn't feel the same without you. Just let me in. We only drink with each other. Just you and me. No one else will do. Do you wanna get wasted?