The Love Potion S. A. I. (Suckingly Awful Infiltration)
Summary: Sakura is accidentally zapped with a love spell, and falls in love with the first guy she sees. Then, Sasuke comes back to the village for her. Uh oh. SaiSaku, SasuSaku
Disclaimer: Obviously, I do not own Naruto. Duh.
Sakura and her team (minus the chicken hair traitor) were in the Shopping Square. An old merchant woman came up to Sai and whispered, "Boy, you like that girl, eh? The pink haired lass. But, she doesn't like you back, eh?" Sai stared in shock. "How do you know?" He whispered back. "Never mind that. I'll fix it for you. Give her some of this. One drop will do the job." The lady handed Sai a little bottle filled with liquid. "What's this?" Sai asked. "A love potion. Give her some, she'll pass out, and fall in love with the first person she sees." Sai nodded and rushed off.
"Sakura. I bought you a soda." Sai handed her a soda can that was actually filled with the potion. "Oh. Thanks." She mumbled. After drinking the soda, Sakura fainted and hit the ground.
Sakura woke up in the hospital, staring at the handsome face of Sai. 'Wait! No way, Sai's not handsome! I'm NOT going through another Sasuke!' She thought to herself. "Sa-ku-ra." Sai mumbled. "Eh?" Sakura responded. Sai, looking around and seeing that no one else was in the room, gently kissed Sakura, whimpering for entrance, which Sakura granted. Naruto busted in the room and said, "Hey, Saku…….I'm gonna just leave and pretend I never saw this." "Best idea you've ever had." Sai responded. Naruto covered his eyes and said ,"I hate to break up the love fest, but Sasuke's back." Sakura gaped in surprise.
After the whole group gathered around, Sasuke smirked, walked up to Sakura, and kissed her on the cheek. Sakura turned toward him and kicked him straight where it counted. As Sasuke doubled over in pain, Sakura said "Sorry Uchiha, but I love Sai-kun." And she stomped away with her new boyfriend.
They all lived happily ever after (except Sasuke, who grew old and alone, until his head exploded while at work). Sai and Sakura got married and had five kids. Their names were Tikah, Maruno, Juun, Ligi, and Hinasi. Naruto married Hinata (moron finally realized she liked him) and they're engaged.
This is my first story!
Sasuke: Why'd you kill me!?
Me: I don't know. I just made something up for the last part.