Rose smiled as she looked at Grimmjow. He was twitching over and over while looking at Ulquiorra.
She smiled as she remembered what she did. The meeting was boring, but it would be worth it. Finally, Grimmjow pounced.
He grabbed Ulquiorra's head and started sniffing it and rubbing his head against the smaller arrancar's. Ulquiorra tried to pry him off, but he only held on tighter, purring all the while. Everybody just stared, not sure what to say or do. Ulquiorra finally managed to pry him off and had to pin down the larger arrancar.
Rose couldn't help it, she burst out laughing and fell out of her chair. She had tears in her eyes and couldn't breathe when Ulquiorra glared at her. "What. Did. You. Do."
She took a deep breath and finally managed to say, "Catnip in your shampoo." Before bursting out laughing while Gin secretly took pictures of Grimmjow cuddling Ulquiorra's head.
Rose hummed as she walked down the halls of Los Noches. She had smelt something sweet and was following her nose. She found the smell coming from the kitchen and, her eyes closed, opened the door.
She opened them and screamed. Grimmjow was standing there, naked. He was wearing an apron that said 'Kiss the cook'. He had turned around and stared at her, shocked.
She stopped screaming and promptly fainted.
Aizen came in and looked at the red faced girl who was out cold on the floor, then at Grimmjow. "Put some pants on and scarring everyone with your odd ways, Grimmjow." He picked up Rose as Grimmjow sulked, having to put pants on.
Nonetheless, Rose never looked at him the same way again.
Nnoitra looked at everyone in the meeting room. They were there because rose needed to say something. (A/N:currently Rose is only five).
Rose climbed up onto the table and cleared her little throat. "We are going to play truth or dare. I'm going first since I'm the youngest! Grimmkitty, truth or dare?"
The cat-man smirked. "Dare me, little girl."
She grinned with her eyes closed in a Gin-like fashion. "I dare you to put on Lilynette's clothes!"
Aizen's jaw almost dropped. He stood and said, "Rose, I just need to make a quick announcement. Truth or dare is banned for Los Noches."
That day, Rose slept in Starrk's mountain of pillows and Grimmjow never did the dare and Truth or Dare was banned until Aizen died.
Me: I wrote this in the middle of the night and thought it would be funny. Please, read and review. Grimmjow shall give you a cookie and a hug if you do.
Grimmjow: What! I;m not giving anybody one of my cookies! They're mine! Mine!
Me: *Holds up catnip* You want the nip, give a cookie.
Grimmjow: *grumbles*fine. And where did you get my catnip?
Me: Please leave a nice and pretty review for me. *runs away from a mad Grimmkitty*