BANANAS
I'm truly very sorry for not continuing this sooner… I mean, two years?! What's wrong with me?!
DISCLAIMER I don't own Fruba!! (And be glad that I don't, or it'd end up like this… O-o)
Chapter One: What the Fruits Basket?!
It was early in the morning. Yuki, first up as usual, was about to make breakfast (Wait!! This is preposterous! Yuki isn't a morning person at all! Not to mention he can't cook! There has to be something twisted about this… Anyway,).He continued making breakfast (Which is apparently normal in this dimension). Once he was done, making curry, he went to get Kyo, Tohru, and Shigure out of bed. Yuki began stomping up the stairs, Tohru's room came first.
"Tohru… Get the fuck up,bitch!" Yuki said in an angry tone.
"I've been up you ass hole!" She said annoyed.
"Well then, Miss Honda, get the fuck out of bed, and in the fucking kitchen!" Yuki ordered her.
"You know what, fuck you!" She replied angrily.
"Humph, bite me." Yuki said as he went to go get Shigure. "Hey, Shi…" He stopped as he saw there was no one in the room. Yuki shrugged and reluctantly went to Kyo's room.
"Hey, Yuki baby, want to have sex, hot stuff?" Kyo stated with a huge grin on his face.
"Okay, Kyo look, I might be gay, just like you, but we can't be together. Either way, come down for sex… I mean penis… I mean breakfast! Ye-yeah, breakfast. Yuki said with a blush.
"Alright, whatever you say, sweetums." Kyo said as Yuki left his room red faced. As he left, Yuki thought to himself.
How could I say all of that in front of the refrigerator… I mean, my one true love, Kyo..? Someday, I swear that we will be together forever… Once we get rid of that nuisance, Tohru! Yuki continued to think diligently about this until… BREAKFAST!!
By the way, you should all be thinking DUN, DUN, DUN! right now.