I don't own Fire Emblem or the 'For dummies' book series.
Tactics For Dummies
Welcome to 'Tactics For Dummies' your instruction manual for your career as a tactician . With this easy to follow book you will turn into the bigest-badasses grandmaster in the whole outrealm.
With this book you will learn the wonders of the world of tactics in the universe of Fire Emblem and more. Our goal is to instruct you how to survive the multiple battles and skirmishes while having fun and answering your questions. Like
"What are base stats and grow stats?"
"How can a sword beat an axe or axes beat spear and spears beats swords?"
"What in the flying fuck is a Pegasus and can I eat it?"
"Magic? What is this the Lord of the Rings?"
"What is a support conversation? I came here to kill stuff"
and others.
For this task we brought the whole cast of the latest game in the franchise Fire Emblem Awakening, we could have brough people from the other games like Eliwood or Ephraim but we know most of you just play Awakening and don't know about the other games but that's alright, keep living with your ignorance. With the help of the Shepherds, a bunch of highly train assassin/cyborg monkeys and a couple of laptops we'll turn your sorry ass into a half decent strategist.
This book is brought to you by the 'Ylissean association for the dumb and stupid', 'That Fake Company,inc', 'The Robin school of tactics' and 'The royal house of the halidom of Ylisse'
Written by a pair of prick without nothing better to do.
Hello and welcome.
my name is Aceplayer22 and you just read the prologue of my new side project that I'm writing with a friend of mine. Please understand that this is a side project and updates are not going to be that often. My main focus are my OC Persona fic and my OC Fire Emblem fic(Shameful self advertisement GO!)
This chapter is short but is because is only an introduction that I write in an hour(2 hour tops)
As you may already notice this fic is a parody of the famous book series 'For dummies', I haven't read a 'For dummies' book (in english at least) but I understand the focus and what is supposed to accomplish... and I'm going to make fun of it.
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Ace out.