Just Bored
"TICK – TACK
TICK – TACK
TICK – TACK
S.H."
That was yet another text from an annoyingly bored Sherlock. John sighed and tried to confine the impulse of getting back home just to punch him right on the nose.
He had to admitt, having the chance to beat him up a little had been very pleasing.
"BOOM"
He texted back.
John didn't know what to say, really, and even if he weren't even slightly busy at the moment, he wasn't exactly in the mood to keep up with his flatmate absurdities.
"John, hand me your gun.
I'm Bored.
S.H."
He snorted laudly making the whole waiting room of the military hospital turning in his direction. John was waiting his turn to donate blood for a fellow soldier that was found with Leukemia.
"Hurry up.
I'm Bored.
S.H."
The 'Great Detective' had, most likely, not even noticed his absence and – John could bet on it – he was probably laying on the sofa with his arm extended out, waiting for him to do as he said. Thank god he had brought his gun with himself and, unless Sherlock hadn't snatched Lestrade's – which could always be a possibility -, there were no weapons in the house.
He kept ignoring the incoming texts anyway.
- John H. Watson? Please, follow me. -
When the nurse called out his name, he turned his phone off and put it back in the jacket's pocket.
Twenty messages.
Twenty messages all with the same content.
The phone buzzed again.
Twenty-one messages...
"John, a glass and two patches.
Now.
S.H."
Better hurry.
In front of the 221B's door, John's phone started to ring.
It was Lestrade, and he wanted his gun back.
He breathed in and out and hurried upstairs towards the living room.
- Lestrade just called, he said he- -
The Doctor went silent when he saw Sherlock aiming at his head with the D.I.'s weapon.
- ...wants his gun back... -
His flatmate looked straight into his eyes and said:
- Just bored. -
And pulled the trigger.
THE END…?
- Your aim is awful... -
John commented as he strolled to his armchair.
Sherlock giggled but said nothing.
Downstairs Mrs. Hudson could be heard swearing not so much under her breath.
Fin.
This was just a little something I wrote some time ago and I wanted to traslate, so hope you enjoeyd it :)