A/N: So one day I randomly thought "why doesn't anyone in the series use guns?" and so I made this fanfic. This story is not to be taken seriously, it's just a random drabble.
Disclaimer: I own no content used from the Percy Jackson and the Olympians series.
Luke/Kronos POV
"Master, the new weapons have arrived" stated one of my officers. "They are in the warehouse, and our soldiers are waiting anxiously to be armed"
"Very good, I will take a look at them myself". You see, we were going to invade camp half blood, and since those stupid little demi gods were still using ancient Greek weapons and armor, I decided to modernize my army, to use guns instead of those useless swords.
When we got to the warehouse, I opened the crate of assault rifles to reveal brand new ak-47s. I smiled as I picked one up and examined it.
"Ehahahaha…" I laughed evilly, and proceeded to do the evil laugh scene from Austin powers.
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"Almost there my lord." , Announced my lieutenant as we marched the army towards the entrance of the labyrinth. When the labyrinth opened my mean poured out with our assault rifles, BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG! The sound came, as we slaughtered defenseless Greeks. "Retreat!" ordered that stupid son of Poseidon.
"He's mine!" I exclaimed as I aimed down my sights and fired. The bullet caught him in the back, and he went down. A blonde girl rushed over and started dragging him away from the battle. I took aim once again, and fired, sending the bullet right through her skull.
The battle, or more appropriately, massacre, was soon over. Our army walked over the dead, shooting bodies to make sure they didn't get back up. I saw a wounded demi god with his hand over his stomach, his eyes pleading me to kill him. I walked over and aimed my weapon at his head.
"No, please!" he begged. I simply laughed and fired my weapon, killing him.
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