Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach. Nuff said.
A/N: This is one of the random ideas that my friend and I came up with during choir. So do not take a single bit of this seriously, it's total crack. Very short crack.
"Master Ulquiorra,"
Nothing.
"Master Ulquiorra?"
Still nothing.
"Master Ulquiorra!"
Absolutely nothing.
"Ulquiorra!"
"What is it fraccion?" finally something.
"I was wondering, are you ticklish?"
"What kind of question is that, Zoe?"
"Well, Rachel and I were wondering if you were ticklish. So are you?"
"How would you find something like that out?"
"Like this!" Ulquiorras fraccion tackled him, and began to tickle him. The entire of Los Noches was filled with hysterical laughter.
30 Minutes Later
Zoe laid on one of the tables in the infirmary, beat up to near death, but thoroughly satisfied.
Well, now I can tell Rachel that Master Ulquiorra really is ticklish.
A/N: I know it was short, but it had to be written, typed, what ever you want to call it. Hope you enjoyed!