(A/N- Here we go guys, something me and my fellow writer and BAFFY cheesymeerkatpuns have came up with as an idea ages ago.)
*I am currently writing the next part of Chocolate Eyes.
**DISCLAIMER: I DON'T OWN TWILIGHT...:'(
CULLEN TIME!
*Alice and Bella are standing in the Cullen's living room*
Alice: Hey there, people of earth and beyond. This is the pilot episode of Cullen Time!
*Emmett bursts in wearing a hat, scarf and goggles with his arms stretched out like an aeroplane *
Emmett: Neeee Naaawwww!
Bella: What the cheesepuffs are you doing?
Emmett: Well Alice said it's the pilot episode of Cullen Time, so I'm being a pilot!
Bella: No, Emmett. A pilot episode is the first episode of a new series.
Emmett: Well at least I didn't fly the plane I hired through the living room.
Esme: *screaming* Emmett Dale McCarty Cullen! Why is there a giant aeroplane in the garden, squashing all my flower beds?
Emmett: I gotta run! See you in a bit!
Bella: Oh dear...
Alice: Now let's see what Carlisle, Jasper and Edward are up too.
*Camera rattles about as they run up the stairs and when they enter the room the camera is dropped*
Bella: Oh...My...God...
*Alice picks up camera to find Jasper, Carlisle and Edward dancing to single ladies by Beyonce*
Jasper: All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies, all the single ladies
All the single ladies
Now put your hands up
Up in the club, we just broke up
I'm doing my own little thing
Decided to dip and now you wanna trip
Cause another brother noticed...ALICE! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!
*Alice runs out of room screaming followed by Bella*
Bella: We are experiencing technical difficulties...
*Camera Screen goes fuzzy*
(A/N- This was the first episode of Cullen time, and I know it's not very funny, but trust me, I have a few surprises up my sleeve- mwahahahahahaha *chokes*