animefan127: AHHHH! IT ISN'T HUMAN! -tries to slurps slushie but starts having a spaz attack trying to suck slushie out of straw; rolling on the floor-
yumyumbagel: Sorry folks but me and animefan127 here just watched Invader Zim for inspiration.
animefan127: Heeeeeeey... weren't we supposed to meet Ed and Envy somewheres... ? Liiiiiike... a food place... ?
yumyumbagel: I dont know... but lets go to FRIENDLYS!
animefan127: -screams- NOOOOOOOO! -tries to slurp slushie- Wait... isn't that the place with the pretty red sign... ?
yumyumbagel: -Gasp- Your right...the pretty light calls us and-- hey wait! I REMEMBERED where we were supposed to meet Ed and Envy for our date!
animefan127: ...really? -runs up walls making squeaky noises-
yumyumbagel: Hey! We agreed that it would be ME running up the walls, but at least we still have that whole ''light the table on fire idea''... I said too much... -Looks at readers- YOU HEARD NOTHING!
animefan127: Aww... I remember it like it was today...
yumyumbagel: It was today when we were eating dinner and we randomly thought of Ed and Envy!
animefan127: Oh yeah! Was there a burrito involved? Or a taco?
yumyumbagel: Naw...that was last week. -wink wink-
animefan127: Aww... I want a burrito... -slurps slushie- Let's have a flashback!
yumyumbagel: NOOOOOO! THAT MEANS MORE WRITTING!
animefan127: ... Wri- what? Oh well. Flashback! W00T!
flashback
animefan127: -looks around dinner table at Envy, Ed, and yumyumbagel- I'm hungry.
yumyumbagel: -Sinks under table with animefan127 playing Jaws music-
Ed?
Envy?
yumyumbagel: Dun un... dun un...
animefan127: Dun un, dun un, dun un.
yumyumbagel: -breaks throught table with spork wearing batman costume- BATMAN!
animefan127: -does same with a fork wearing robin costume- AND ROBIN!
Ed & Envy: O.o WTF!
-yumyumbagel and animefan127 start taking off costume-
Ed & Envy: -fall over anime style with nosebleeds-
yumyumbagel: What? I'm wearing a black miniskirt and cami underneath! -looks at Envy-
animefan127: -slams hands on table after taking off costume wearing jeans and tank top- Quick! Matches!
yumyumbagel: Oh yeah! -pulls matches out of bra-
Envy: -gets a worse nosebleed-
animefan127: YAY! -pulls liquor bottle out of pocket and pours it on table-
Ed?
Envy: -suffering from massive blood loss- ?
yumyumbagel: -lights match- I wonder what'll happen if I drop it... -drops match onto table; table bursts into flames-
animefan127 & yumyumbagel: Ooo... pretty light...
Ed: -grabs animefan127 and takes her out of the burning resturant while envy does the same with yumyumbagel- Holy shit! You burnt down the damn resturant!
animefan127: Aww. I love you too.
yumyumbagel: I know... and Envy umm... your kinda groping my crotch.
Envy: -drops yumyumbagel-
yumyumbagel: OW! GOD DAMN YOU! I didn't say stop!
End Flashback
animefan127: Oops. That was a Flashfuture.
yumyumbagel: Flash-what?
animefan127: -starts crying- I ruined the chapter... WAAAAH! -rolls around on the floor crying- WHY!
yumyumbagel: Well I guess you did.Thanks alot asshole... now I can't see Envy and you can't see Ed and now we gotta end the chapter all thanks to you!
animefan127: Aww... your welcome. -realizes something- We can make weird stuff for the chapter... liiiiike... -goes into deep thought- flying slushies of doom. -slurps slushie having another spaz attack-
yumyumbagel: We could...or we could go on our date so that we can see Ed and Envy!
animefan127: No... wait... yes... wait... I DON'T KNOW! I think we should just order pizza. -drools-
yumyumbagel: Yeah I guess we could and besides, I'm too lazy to walk all the way to Friendlys.
animefan127: But it's right next door. Oh well.
yumyumbagel: -Gets phone and orders pizza- Ed and Envy will find us eventually... when they get bored.
animefan127: Hmm... then they'll be here muuuuuuuuuch later. -grins-
yumyumbagel: Well more pizza for us an-- -realizes that animefan127 has found out secret plan- WHAT HAVE YOU FOUND OUT BECAUSE IF YOU WERE THINKING SOMETHING WELL, YOU KNOW, THEN YOU ARE WRONG! -thinks- Damn! She has found out my plan!
animefan127: Noooooo... I just know some secret stuffs... Envy and Ed told me. Ed's somewhere on a mission trying to take out some hillbillies who think it's fun poking crickets and to skin cats with their teeth... you should try it sometime. -grins- And Envy's-- -thinks for a second- I'm not aloud to tell nobody where Envy is. -starts singing the 'doom' song-
yumyumbagel: HE'S WITH LUST ISN'T HE! -shakes animefan127's shoulders-
animefan127: Nooooooo... your cold. Nowhere near the answer. I know where he is, and I can't tell you. He told me not to tell you, especially, where he is. -sings the 'doom' song again and runs around in a circle-
yumyumbagel: Well if I can't pursuade you then maybe... -pulls out chocolate bubblegum slushie- This will. Now either tell me where Envy is or no slushie.
animefan127: -stares at yumyumbagel like she has eight eyes-
yumyumbagel: So is that a yes or a no because if it's a no then I guess I get this slushie all to myself with no one to help me finish it when I drink it.
animefan127: Yes! GIVE ME THE SLUSHIE! SLUSHIE FIRST! WAAAAAH! -goes on a spazz attack, screaming and running around crazily like Gir from Invader Zim-
yumyumbagel:-Gives animefan127 the slushie- Now... SPILL! WHERE IS HE!
animefan127: -slurps entire slushie- Hmm... yes I won't tell you.
yumyumbagel: He's cheating isn't he...
animefan127: Noooooooo... your freezing... lalala... WEEEEEEEEE! -runs around trying to slurp slushie-
yumyumbagel: -Gets idea to trick animefan127 into telling where Envy is- Where did Envy tell you not to tell me?
animefan127: -frowns- Whhhhhyyyyyyy? I don't wanna! He told me no or else! -starts crying-
yumyumbagel: Well if he hurts you I'll hurt him back for you and there's another slushie in it for you if you tell...
animefan127: He was gonna rape me! -runs crying into the next room trying to slurp slushie-
yumyumbagel: Well I'll make sure he doesn't, and if he does those, Christmas photos of well, you know, get out for all of Central City to see...
animefan127: But... I promised... -looks out window- SQUIRREL! -jumps out random window chasing squirrel with slushie-
yumyumbagel: -searches animefan127's room for any signs of were Envy went. Looks through dresser and finds a letter-
animefan127: -jumps through window and grabs letter before yumyumbagel could read it- This is not for you! -runs away with letter-
yumyumbagel: Fine -Disappears from story-
animefan127: -reads letter and giggles- It's my letter... from Ed. -shouts- NOT YOURS YUMYUMBAGEL! MINE!
yumyumbagel: -calls from far-off distance- Tell me where Envy is, and I'll come back!
animefan127: -sees Envy walk into the room- Hi! Yumyumbagel was trying to get me to tell her where you were, but I didn't! -smiles as Envy pats animefan127 on the head- YAY! -sees Ed come through door- ED!
Envy: Your good at keeping secrets. -thinks- No matter how dumb you are.
Ed: -gets glomped by animefan127 and falls together- Ack!
animefan127: Oh Eddy-bear! I missed you! Can we go to the movies now! Please! I was tortured without seeing you here! -puts on sad puppy eyes-
Ed: -sighs out of defeat- fine, but first, we need to go eat... how about the buffet?
animefan127: -beams- Okay! -walks out of door with Ed-
Envy: -smiles and then frowns- Oh crap... she's coming... -looks for a place to hide-
yumyumbagel: -Appears randomly in front of Envy before he can hide- WHERE THE FUCK WERE YOU?
Envy: Eep! -crashes out of random window, running after Ed and animefan127- Wait! I'll join you guys!
Ed: -yells- Not until you come with yumyumbagel!
animefan127: Don't yell! The walls have ears... -looks around quickly-
Ed: -whispers- Oh yeah... I remember last time...
animefan127: Flashback!
Ed: -groans in annoyance-
flashback
animefan127: NOOO! -yumyumbagel and Envy are grabbed by the wall's tentacles and flailed around--
Ed: WAIT A SECOND! Wrong flashback!
animefan127: Huh? -thinks for a second- Oh yeah! That was our mini horror film!
Ed: I'll put on the correct flashback.
correct flashback
-moan comes from yumyumbagel's room-
meanwhile in animefan127's room...
Ed: What the fuck... ? WE'RE TRYING TO SLEEP GOD DAMMIT!
animefan127: -groggily gets up and hugs Ed- Ed... what's the matter?
yumyumbagel: -screams from other room- FASTER ENVY!
Envy: I'M GOING AS FAST AS I CAN!
Ed: -gets up angrily-
animefan127: Ed... don't...
Ed: -goes into yumyumbagel's room and stares- Oh.
yumyumbagel: -looks up with a stopwatch- What?
Envy: -has piece of bread in hand with peanut butter on it- We're just making sandwiches.
Ed: Just remember, next time you do that, the walls have ears.
animefan127: -calls from other room- Come on Ed! Don't kill them over sandwiches!
Ed: How did you know?
animefan127: Wasn't it obvious?
Ed: Well... uh... I thought... why did you moan?
yumyumbagel: The sandwhich tastes so good!
Ed: -sweatdrops and goes back into animefan127's room-
end correct flashback
animefan127: Oh yeah...
Ed: Yup. I couldn't sleep for the rest of the night because they were so DAMN LOUD!
yumyumbagel: -random scream from house- Thank you!
Envy: Do I have to take her... ?
Ed & animefan127: Yup.
Envy: -groans in annoyance- I'll just follow you, but I won't go to the same movie.
animefan127: You know... she'll just come after you and fuck you all night long if you don't take her.
Ed: -gasps- That actually makes sense!
animefan127: Or you can tell her where you were and she won't bother you.
Envy: ... fine.
animefan127: Don't tell a lie or else... um... I got a lie detector! -whips out lie detector complete with helmet-
Ed: Will that fit on his head... ? His hair is like a palm tree's...
Envy: I'M NOT A DAMN PALM TREE!
Ed: Don't come back until you tell her where you were. I know she'll never believe it...
animefan127: -whines- Ed, the popcorn's getting cold!
Ed: Popcorn?
animefan127: -pulls popcorn from bra-
Ed: -falls over anime style with a nose bleed-
Envy? Where'd you get the popcorn?
animefan127: I dunno... I found it.
yumyumbagel: -far away scream- Will you tell me where you were!
Envy: Fine! I WENT TO THE GAS STATION!
-everybody gasps-
yumyumbagel: Why! Why'd it take so long!
Envy: Because there was a frickin' long line! I JUST WANTED A FRICKIN' STICK OF GUM! GUM! AND I NEVER GOT IT EITHER!
yumyumbagel: -appears in front of Envy and hugs him; knocking him onto the ground- All is forgiven!
animefan127: My slushie is melting! Can we go now!
Ed: What are we going to see?
animefan127: PIRATES OF THE CARRIBEAN! W00T! YAY JACK SPARROW!
-everyone except yumyumbagel cheers-
yumyumbagel: I hate that movie... -scowls-
animefan127: -pulls out hammer and whacks yumyumbagel on the head-
Ed: -sweatdrops- A blow up hammer?
animefan127: Nuuu... a truth hammer. -laughs sinisterly-
yumyumbagel: Envy I have a confession to make... -Looks at Envy with teary eyes-
Envy: What? Okaaaaaaaaay...
yumyumbagel: You know your new Myspace... ?
Envy: Uh... yeah... ? -thinks with wide eyes- No...
yumyumbagel: Yes... I stole your Myspace's virginity...
Envy: NOOOOOOOO! Wait... mine or Wrath's?
yumyumbagel: Both.
Envy: NOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Ed: Wha!
animefan127: No... you didn't!
yumyumbagel: Yes I did... I am the one who left them there... -sobbs-
animefan127: That's... that's...
Ed: What?
Envy: -still screaming- NOOOOOOO -breathes- OOOOOOOOO!
animefan127: Like a doughnut.
Ed: -sweatdrops- Um... okay...
yumyumbagel: First...COMMENTS!
Envy: FUCK YOU!
yumyumbagel: When, where, and how hard?
Envy: -gives a sigh of frustaration and starts running down the street- LUST WAS RIGHT! I SHOULD'VE STARRED IN THE LOONEY TUNES!
Bugs Bunny: Eh? What's up dock?
Ed: WTF! -transmutes blade and kills bugs bunny-
animefan127: Yay! Rabbit for dinner!
yumyumbagel: -Falls on ground and starts crying- WHYY! ENVY AND BUGS BUNNY! WHHHHHHY?
animefan127: Because, I, one of the authoresses, wrote it. I can do this too.
-bugs bunny suddenly has a skull bandanna on and pulls out a machine gun-
Ed: -wide eyes- Oh shit...
Bugs Bunny: Say 'ello to my little friend! -starts shooting machine gun at Ed-
Ed: -runs behind a random mailbox- ANIMEFAN127! STOP MESSING AROUND WITH THE STORY!
animefan127: Okay...
Bugs Bunny: -vanishes and reappears in Looney Tune land where he killed every toon with his 'little friend'-
yumyumbagel: WHY! ENVY! I NEED CUDDLING! -cries harder-
animefan127: -collapses from waiting to long to go to the movies-
Ed: OMG! Are you alright!
yumyumbagel: -cries more-
Ed: Oh shit... now I'm stuck with two girls... one crying and one fainting. ENVY! GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE TO CUDDLE WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND! IT'S TEARING ME APART!
Envy: -appears out of mailbox- Fine. -cuddles with yumyumbagel-
yumyumbagel: -starts to do the cry were you can't breathe and then faints-
Ed: -carries animefan127 into house-
Envy: Why did she cry harder! Jeez! I will never understand women... -throws yumyumbagel onto couch-
-----------random------break------------(with authoresses talking)
animefan127: -looks at yumyumbagel to see her angry-
yumyumbagel: Why am I always getting thrown and not ever having any love!
animefan127: Because Envy's not the 'loving' kind. You know? I mean... you never know where he's been and who he transformed into.
yumyumbagel: -gasps- Your right! I should cheat on him!
animefan127: -sweatdrops- Um, no. Only make him envious that he's not getting your love... or what ever you call 'love'.
yumyumbagel: I see and then he will want me back... right?
animefan127: Um, yeah... I guess... who?
yumyumbagel: Well we don't want to ruin the whole story or chapter or whatever you call this...-Gets evil smile-
animefan127: Um... okay... I'm hungry... -goes into kitchen to grab a snack-
yumyumbagel: -While animefan127 is gone reveals plot and whispers- I honestly have no Idea who it is gonna be...
animefan127: Back. Did I miss anything? I'm making popcorn in the microwave. -grins- Ah... buttery goodness...
yumyumbagel: YAAAAY POPCORN!
-------back-------to-------story---------(after authoresses have awakened)
animefan127: -groans- Ow... what hit me... ? Not a train I hope...
yumyumbagel: -Gets up and walks out of the door paying no mind to Envy.-
Envy: Where is she going... ?
animefan127: She told me not to tell you.
Envy: What? How?
animefan127: One of the greatest mysteries of life... DREAMLAND!
Ed: -whispers- I read what you wrote up there. -points to random break paragraph- This'll be good... now he will want her like she wanted him.
animefan127: Um... who?
Ed: I don't know. Who is she gonna go out--
yumyumbagel: -bursts through door with Ed's poor younger brother- This is my new BOYFRIEND! B-O-Y-F-R-E-I-N-D! -emphasizes in front of Envy making him cringe(spelled wrong on purpose)-
Envy: What!
Ed: Al! What the hell is she talking about!
Al: I don't know brother... all of a sudden she just grabbed me and--
yumyumbagel: YOU SHALL ALL SEE LATER!
Ed: -whispers to animefan127- This is gonna be good.
animefan127: -whispers to Ed- I feel reaaaaaally bad for your brother, but as long as it isn't you, I'm fine.
Envy: I THOUGHT YOU LOVED ME! ME! M-E! ME!
yumyumbagel: You thought. -grabs Al and drags him out the door-
Al: BROTHER!
Ed: -slurps slushie while animefan127 eats popcorn- Sorry! I can't save you now!
----------outside--------two--blocks------away------
yumyumbagel: That was great! You really stuck to the script!
Al: Uh... yeah... I know. -points to the script glued on his hand-
yumyumbagel: I can't believe Envy never noticed the script, that's bigger than your hand, and wow... the readers didn't know either.
Al: -sweatdrops- But you never told the readers.
yumyumbagel: -gives Al ten dollars- Here's for your trouble.
Al: Thanks. -walks to pet shop-
yumyumbagel: -walks back to animefan127's house-
-----back------at-----house-------
Envy: -sitting in a dark corner with little spirits floating around him as he becomes seriously depressed- She should've been back by now... she doesn't love me anymore--
yumyumbagel: -crashes through door- I HAVE ARRIVED!
Envy: -depression ends and is replaced by anger- WHERE THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEEN!
yumyumbagel: HAVING HOT SEX!
----in----another----room-------
animefan127 & Ed: WHAT? -starts cracking up and rolls on the floor-
Ed: I thought she was gonna stick to the script!
animefan127: But this is better!
----back-----in--room------with-----yumyumbagel-----&-----Envy------
Envy: -eyes widen in shock as his mouth drops- WHAT!
yumyumbagel: You heard me!
-----half---hour-----later-----with-----animefan127----&------Ed---------
animefan127: Hey... the camera broke.
Ed: What? But I just fixed it...
-thump then high pitched scream is heard-
Ed: I hope he isn't killing her!
animefan127: -watches Ed run to the door- ED! DON'T GO IN THERE!
Ed: -swings door open and stares in horror-
Envy: Jeez! It was just a frickin' spider! Don't scream! -holds dead spider's body by it's leg-
yumyumbagel: -on couch; trembling and cowering in fear- I... hate... spiders...
TO BE CONTINUED...