I'm Dreaming of a Trigun Christmas.
Watch with glee ye little children as Christmas unfolds at the Trigun house. Rated PG for mild language and some Meryl beating the shitake mushrooms out of Vash scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun or any other TV show or such that I might use in this fic. Err bit of a side note though Wolfwood is back! *happy dance* ^_^ Soo yeah just read the fic and review! Hope you like! Lets get started!!!
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Our story begins in an old apartment building where a certain blond spiky haired gunman runs about the living room wearing a Santa hat. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "GYAAH!!! Vash!! What the hell are you doing?!" cried the sleeping shiny purple haired, short insurance girl Meryl.
"Aw come on Meryl!! Get into the Christmas spirit!! You know sing a few Christmas carols!" And at this the gunman broke out into 'Tis the season." Meryl clamped her hands over her ears, "GOOD LORD VASH SHUT UP!!!" "Someone's a real scroooooge!!" smiled the overly happy Vash. Meryl growled and grabbed him by the collar "I CAN BE A GODDAMN SCROOGE IF I WANNA!!!" Vash laughed a small sweatdrop forming near his temple "Y-Y-Yes ma'am!!!" Meryl released Vash just as there was a knock at the door "I'LL GET IT!!" Cried the holiday crazed Vash as he ran to the door and opened it. To his surprise all he saw were two very LARGE paper bags filled to the brim with pudding
"Mr. Vash!!" cried the taller insurance girl's voice from behind the endless flow of pudding "Can you help me?" Vash had to laugh but then he nodded his head and took the bags from the tall brown headed girl Milly. Milly wiped her forehead "Phew!! I hope I got enough for our Christmas dinner!!!" Exclaimed the worn out Milly. "Christmas Dinner? You mean there is actually a special dinner for it?" Asked Meryl raising an eyebrow. Milly looked shocked "Meryl! You mean…you've never had a special Christmas dinner with your family?!" Meryl shook her head "No. I don't even know what Christmas is.." Milly put on a motherly smile and shook her head sitting down on the couch next to Meryl. "The story of Christmas is an amazing one. Its about an amazing miracle where these people ((A/N: Byyy the way Milly is purposefully screwing up this story)) needed oil for a lamp and they only had three days to burn but miraculously it burned for 8 days enough to get more oi-" "Errrrr Milly…" Interrupted the confused Vash "That's the story of Hanukkah not Christmas.." Milly blinked up at him "Oh? Well then…the story of Christmas….Christmas…Story of…Oh yeah!!! Now I remember!" Milly laughed sticking her tongue out and playfully knocking her head "Alright the story of Christmas is a very fascinating one indeed. You see on the night of December 25 at around 1:00 12:00 central"((A/N: I have no idea if it's the right time just added it for humors sake)) Vash anime falls "The baby Jesus was born by the Virgin Mary! And no one knew how…" Meryl snorted "Please that's all made up stories told to little children to amuse them!" Milly merely shook her head "Meryl,, Meryl, Meryl believe what you want but we will all know the truth when Santa comes!" Meryl again raised her eyebrow "Santa?" Milly laughed "Don't forget Meryl He sees you when you sleeping!" Vash grinned and joined In "He knows when your awake!"
"He knows if you've been bad or good"
"So be good for goodness sake!"
:You'd better watch out!"
"You'd better not cry!"
"Better not Pout Im telling you why!"
They both began singing on the last line "Santa Clause is coming to town!!!"
Meryl shook her head "Idiots…both of them…." just then the doorbell rang and the door flew open and standing in the doorway wearing a large Santa hat and carrying a huge cross with a green and red cloth over it was Wolfwood. "Merry Christmas!!!" he shouted. Along with carrying the overlarge cross punisher Wolfwood had with him a sack of toys "These are all things the kids down at the orphanage made for you guys. And plus a few that I chunked in there" smiled Wolfwood dumping out the neatly wrapped boxes onto the floor. "Why hello there Mr. Priest." smiled Milly "Oh! I can show you just where to put those presents!" she picked up an armfull of them and after setting his Cross Punisher down near the coat rack Wolfwood picked up the other half. Milly led him into another room. "Where's she going? Meryl asked the only remaining person - Vash. "oh to put the presents under the Christmas Tree! Exclaimed the over-joyed Vash. "There's even a special TREE for this idiotic freak-fest?!" questioned Meryl standing up. "Well Meryl I mean-" began Vash but Meryl went on a crazy rant about how wild this "idiotic" holiday was.
A/N: Wellllllllllllllll now that was fun wasn't it? Okay so it wasnt the best fic ever gimmie a break Im new at this well *ahem* what happens next chapter?! Will Meryl ever find the Christmas spirit?! And what about the Gung Ho guns how are they fairing with all this Christmas cheer?! Tune in next week for-..er..whoops...I mean. Review and I'll put the next chappie up!! See you then!
Watch with glee ye little children as Christmas unfolds at the Trigun house. Rated PG for mild language and some Meryl beating the shitake mushrooms out of Vash scenes.
Disclaimer: I do not own Trigun or any other TV show or such that I might use in this fic. Err bit of a side note though Wolfwood is back! *happy dance* ^_^ Soo yeah just read the fic and review! Hope you like! Lets get started!!!
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Our story begins in an old apartment building where a certain blond spiky haired gunman runs about the living room wearing a Santa hat. "MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!" "GYAAH!!! Vash!! What the hell are you doing?!" cried the sleeping shiny purple haired, short insurance girl Meryl.
"Aw come on Meryl!! Get into the Christmas spirit!! You know sing a few Christmas carols!" And at this the gunman broke out into 'Tis the season." Meryl clamped her hands over her ears, "GOOD LORD VASH SHUT UP!!!" "Someone's a real scroooooge!!" smiled the overly happy Vash. Meryl growled and grabbed him by the collar "I CAN BE A GODDAMN SCROOGE IF I WANNA!!!" Vash laughed a small sweatdrop forming near his temple "Y-Y-Yes ma'am!!!" Meryl released Vash just as there was a knock at the door "I'LL GET IT!!" Cried the holiday crazed Vash as he ran to the door and opened it. To his surprise all he saw were two very LARGE paper bags filled to the brim with pudding
"Mr. Vash!!" cried the taller insurance girl's voice from behind the endless flow of pudding "Can you help me?" Vash had to laugh but then he nodded his head and took the bags from the tall brown headed girl Milly. Milly wiped her forehead "Phew!! I hope I got enough for our Christmas dinner!!!" Exclaimed the worn out Milly. "Christmas Dinner? You mean there is actually a special dinner for it?" Asked Meryl raising an eyebrow. Milly looked shocked "Meryl! You mean…you've never had a special Christmas dinner with your family?!" Meryl shook her head "No. I don't even know what Christmas is.." Milly put on a motherly smile and shook her head sitting down on the couch next to Meryl. "The story of Christmas is an amazing one. Its about an amazing miracle where these people ((A/N: Byyy the way Milly is purposefully screwing up this story)) needed oil for a lamp and they only had three days to burn but miraculously it burned for 8 days enough to get more oi-" "Errrrr Milly…" Interrupted the confused Vash "That's the story of Hanukkah not Christmas.." Milly blinked up at him "Oh? Well then…the story of Christmas….Christmas…Story of…Oh yeah!!! Now I remember!" Milly laughed sticking her tongue out and playfully knocking her head "Alright the story of Christmas is a very fascinating one indeed. You see on the night of December 25 at around 1:00 12:00 central"((A/N: I have no idea if it's the right time just added it for humors sake)) Vash anime falls "The baby Jesus was born by the Virgin Mary! And no one knew how…" Meryl snorted "Please that's all made up stories told to little children to amuse them!" Milly merely shook her head "Meryl,, Meryl, Meryl believe what you want but we will all know the truth when Santa comes!" Meryl again raised her eyebrow "Santa?" Milly laughed "Don't forget Meryl He sees you when you sleeping!" Vash grinned and joined In "He knows when your awake!"
"He knows if you've been bad or good"
"So be good for goodness sake!"
:You'd better watch out!"
"You'd better not cry!"
"Better not Pout Im telling you why!"
They both began singing on the last line "Santa Clause is coming to town!!!"
Meryl shook her head "Idiots…both of them…." just then the doorbell rang and the door flew open and standing in the doorway wearing a large Santa hat and carrying a huge cross with a green and red cloth over it was Wolfwood. "Merry Christmas!!!" he shouted. Along with carrying the overlarge cross punisher Wolfwood had with him a sack of toys "These are all things the kids down at the orphanage made for you guys. And plus a few that I chunked in there" smiled Wolfwood dumping out the neatly wrapped boxes onto the floor. "Why hello there Mr. Priest." smiled Milly "Oh! I can show you just where to put those presents!" she picked up an armfull of them and after setting his Cross Punisher down near the coat rack Wolfwood picked up the other half. Milly led him into another room. "Where's she going? Meryl asked the only remaining person - Vash. "oh to put the presents under the Christmas Tree! Exclaimed the over-joyed Vash. "There's even a special TREE for this idiotic freak-fest?!" questioned Meryl standing up. "Well Meryl I mean-" began Vash but Meryl went on a crazy rant about how wild this "idiotic" holiday was.
A/N: Wellllllllllllllll now that was fun wasn't it? Okay so it wasnt the best fic ever gimmie a break Im new at this well *ahem* what happens next chapter?! Will Meryl ever find the Christmas spirit?! And what about the Gung Ho guns how are they fairing with all this Christmas cheer?! Tune in next week for-..er..whoops...I mean. Review and I'll put the next chappie up!! See you then!