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IM NUT OKAY
by ~XXX666bloodyristsXXX
OMG Fangs (geddit) 2 ThePrincessOfChaos for intradutin HEyalia to me OMG der ar too many PREPZ der and day KILL da gothikness dat it kood halve so I rite dis oon shut on howda sho should GO bu da way NO PREPSOR FLAMZ!
HI mu name is Fukin ROMAnia buut Igo bye Niteshade. I am a Vampire wit purfict teath. I am werin a black corset wit bloodred pendargems on dem and a black leather mini and black fishnets on mu lags and stellon blck boots wtih pics of GERAD WAY (He is Such a magor fukin HOTAy). As I waz pun on mu blak ishadow blak maskara and wite fondatin wit blak lipstik when sudinly . . . , . . . Mu BF prissa cam!
"OMFS HI" I moand sezaly.
"hi" Prissa mumbaled. Prissa was werin black hilites in his hair nd a black bagy skater pants nd black baggu skater shit nd congrass shoes.
Sundaly prasha came to mu and we franched passively den he put his tool in mu box and we did it sexily as I was gedin an orgazum suddinly. . . . . Rusa barged in! he was wearin black baggy shirt n pants and gothic boots with purlple stuff and blak hair wit rad hilites.
"WTF Rissa?" I SKREEMED
"Amerika bend takin bu dat fuken prepy ropist FRANCE!" Rassa kried!
Prissia started to kry stars of BLOOD sexaly
"OMFG NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" he Cried
"Cum on we kot to find him!" I Yelled
We ran downstars suesidaly and we saw canida crin blood read taers an krin and a kornier Kudin
"Mu BROTHER ! WHY?/!/1?" Candia SOBed.
"Dunt wary me rpisa and rusia will find imwit englands help" I contorted him and he got little beater.
"Well gud luk" kanada said
"K lets GO" Ressia calde
Me and pussia falled me and we got in mu blak mersadies bends dat had MCR ritin all ovar it. We got in and drove to Englond and on da way we was duin sigarets and drags and drikin blood with bear. We ventaly got to Longdon and we ent to his house and saw him. He wat werin a gothic blak robe with Gc all ovar it.
"Hi bitca (buffy ftw)" englond cauld
"OMfg Amerika ben Kidnamped buy FRANCE" I cried.
Engloland gosped.
"OMgh NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" my sun " englond started to cry teats of Blood.
"we need a foken potal to get to merika and Save him" Prqssa kried.
"k let me do tis pell" enond said "Vampikera willa neveria Hitiha UUUUUUUUUUUUUU"
Suddenly a seky blak pentagram with read skulls fline ot of it.
"gud luk."englond kried as we jamped in da pntagram.
Wen we got dear da room was blak wit whit stuff all over and Poland was Der!
"OMG like wtf u doin hear u tupid goffs?" Polond demondid.
"STFU U STUID FUKIN PREPY BITCH!" I Shouted as I Jumpt on her (NUT IN DAT way u PERVS) and driked her blod.
"Kul" prossia and rassia moand sexaly u kould se daer eractions as de tuk pics of me killin her.
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO" pokand seemed as she died .
I strated to kry titts of blood.
"Oh my stantin wats rong?" asked prassia
"Skuse me WTF we ar trin to save amerika and u ar askin me dat" I YEELED
"BUT BUT BUT IM SARRY!" Prissa baged
But it was too late I waz grabin a Steak! Wen I was bout to stab sudenle. . . . . . . . . . . . we hard a bllaodcurdling skreem dat sounded like merikeas, we ran to da dor dat was blak wit kandal lite kummin at da botem den we came in to da room. Amerka was die up naked wit blud all over him wall france was rapin him NAked and torkering him wit a sharp pokey flame stik. Amerka waz krin teats of BLOOD suisidaly.
"U fukin PREP!" we Yelled at him!
"HA HA HA he will bekum a prep and der is nutin u kan do bout it HAHA HA !" France Cried
No way u fukan prep amerka will nevar becum a prepu fuk lik U!x"" Rassia yeled
Den we all ran at im and stab his head of.
"\FRANCE KRED AS HE DIED".
"OMFG R U OK AMERIKA" I yealed.
"ya I k" amerka sad rassia put his spar cloves on merika.
L8tr on we gut Gurnday n MCR ( don't dos bands fuken ruk) to play at mu huse and we al moshed to da musik sekaly. Aftar da kaonsert Gerad way came ovar to us.
"Hi Gerad" I sad
"hi Nightshade" gerad said
"kan I gut ur atragraph I said
"sur" he said as he adrografed mu skirt
"thanks" I said as he waked sexily away,ten prissia kam wit rassia kanada merika nd englond
Sudenly I gramed Prassa and frenched sexaly den we took off eachers kloves and he had a sex pak (geddit) and da uddrs took ooff der cloves and w all had SEX and it waz so sexy and hot
DA END