Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter

10 Ways to Annoy Snape

1. Give him a bottle of Head & Shoulders for Christmas.

2. In the hallway, shout, "Hey Snivelly! Yoo-hoo!"

3. Stash bottles of cooking sherry inside his Potions cupboard and whisper to Trelawney later on, "Check out Snape. I think he's got something of yours."

4. Get a huge, hooked fake nose and wear it, strutting about pretending to be Snape.

5. Shout, "Look! It's a werewolf! Run!" and see if he whips around.

6. Sing at him, "I'm gonna wash that oil right out of my hair, gonna wash that oil right out of my hair…"

7. While he's refereeing a Quidditch match, accidentally-on-purpose aim a Quaffle at his head.

8. Gush about how noble and wonderful Harry Potter is when Snape's within earshot.

9. In Potions class, throw random ingredients into your cauldron, boil it down, and say you're a non-conformist to restrictive potion making.

10. Get two of your friends to put on dog masks with you to resemble a bad-tempered pug dog and jump out at him.

A/N: Thank you Zackie Chan for helping me.