YET ANOTHER ALL DIALOGUE XD
"Lucy get off of me!"
"Its your fault for sleeping in my bed!"
"Get dressed too!"
"Get out of my house!"
"Sorry, sorry!"
"Happy, you too!"
"Lucy, can I borrow these?"
"Gray!"
"Is that a yes?"
"Gray, put the panties back."
"Yes Erza! Please put your blade away!"
"When did you get here, Erza!"
"Just now."
"How?"
"The window."
"Holy shit you broke my window!"
"Gray put her panties back!"
"Damn, I was caught!"
"Now theres blood on my carpet!"
"I'll clean it up!"
"Wendy?"
"Hai!"
"Oh my God!"
"Sorry Lu-chan."
"Levy too? Why are people suddenly showing up?"
"Because you invited most of Fairy Tail over."
"I did?"
"You were drunk though."
"God damnit!"
"Lu-chan, don't worry."
"Why?"
"We won't break- Nevermind, Gazille's breaking things."
"EVERYONE GET OUT!"
...
"We're sorry, Lu-chan."
"..."
"Stop being so mad! How's about we take a job?"
"What kind?"
"Any one that you want!"
"Really? Any one that I want?"
"Yep!"
...
"Damnit Lucy! This is boring!"
"You said we'd take whatever one I wanted."
"Yeah but why did you have to choose the one where the lady was requesting help for finding her dog?"
"Because look at how much she's paying if we find little Poochie."
"Damn!"
"Here Poochie, Poochie, Poochie."
"Ahaha! Poochie sure isn't little like you thought he'd be. Aw, he likes you!"
"I'll help you Lucy."
"Ew, ew, ew! I'm covered in slober! Thanks Erza."
"No problem."
"Virgo!"
"Here you go, ma'am."
"Thanks."
"Wow, Lucy has big boobs!"
"Natsu you pervert! Lucy-chop!"
"Ow! What is with women and Soul Eater?"
"Because Soul and Kid are hot, duh."
"Happy, how would you know?"
"I watched it before."
"Should I ask?"
"Don't ask."
"Fine."
"Let's go."
"Time to head back."
"Yep."
"It's all awkward now because Natsu peeped on me and Happy thinks Soul and Kid are hot."
"No, I think that Tsubaki chick is hot."
"Then why...?"
"Because thats what you wanted to say but I didn't want to hear your annoying voice."
"Why you little- GET BACK HERE HAPPY!"
"No thanks!"
"Let's leave them."
"Agreed."
...
"Here lady. Here's Poochie."
"Oh my little Poochie! Thank you, thank you, thank you! Here's your reward, four million jewels. A million for each of you."
"Thank you, ma'am."
...
"Poochie was cute."
"Says Erza who thinks nothing is cute unless its her sexy ex-quip armor."
"That really is sexy though; watch."
"Erza! Get back to your normal armor!"
"But Natsu and Gray like it!"
"I don't care what they like! Change back!"
"Party crasher."
"Thank you, Erza."
"Hey... Lucy, truth or dare?"
"Dare I suppose."
"Flash us."
"What?"
"I said-"
"I know what you said."
"Wow, Natsu was right, you really do have big boobs."
"Gray's right. Even mine are smaller..."
"Erza put your armor back on!"
"Fine."
"Natsu truth or dare?"
"Truth."
"Who would you do, me or Erza?"
"Both of you."
"Really now?"
"Yeah."
"Wow."
"Gray truth or dare."
"Dare."
"I dare you to walk up to that chick over there completely naked."
"Hell yeah."
...
"Ha, she slapped me."
"Duh, that's Lisanna."
"Oh."
"Haha."
"Lisanna! I'm sorry, it was a dare!"
"Gray, you've scarred me for life!"
"Fuck."
"GRAY!"
"I'm gonna run now. Elfman is gonna murder me."
"Bye!"
Poor Lisanna and poor Gray. Then again, he deserves it for doing the dare. Haha.