EPIC RAP OF ANIME!
Private Second Class Tamama
VS
Sailor Moon!
BEGIN!
Tamama:
Tamama tamama, private T! Gonna kick ur butt just wait and see!
The name is Private T, it's short for victory! Defeatin' pretty sailor soldiers is so totally easy! Belchin' the alphabet in fireball form, when it comes to your style I just laugh and scorn. Everyone knows the purple frog is where it's at, so you're going down, how about THAT?
Sailor Moon:
I'll be fightin' froggies til midnight with you, I hear Mamoru's a fan of frog leg stew! I'll put on my best dress and serve you up for his lunch, how's your boyfriend Sgt Frog? Cuz he'll be brunch. You never run from battle, just as long as its just a beetle, you call yourself brave? Try battling a Weedle. Sorry little guy, you'll never have your way, just stick to the pond, go home and play!
Tamama:
Private T don't run from danger, he da strongest of the bunch! What makes you think I couldn't also be brunch? I'm as delicious as they come, so go ahead and cook me! You'll find Tamama tastes awesome, squishy, and salty!
Sailor Moon:
Hm, something tells me you might be working for Queen Beryl, but I'm not so sure cuz your raps are so STERILE!
Tamama:
Let's face it lady, you're more whiny than me! At least I can spit fire from my mouth, TEEHEE!
BLEEHHH!
Tamama:
Why do you call yourself Sailor Moon? You eat so much you should be called Sailor SPOON!
Sailor Moon:
By the power of the moon I'm gonna banish you! You and Momoka can go live in a SHOE!
Tamama:
Tamama insulted, you should really take that back! I'm the youngest of the army so cut me some slack! You'd make a nice maid for Nishizawa Mannor, I'd add you as a tenant, but I got rhymes like a HAMMER! You eat so much they should call you sailor spoon, and why is each one of your girlfriends such a freaking loon?
Sailor Moon commands her sailor soldiers
Sailor Venus
Sailor Mars
Sailor Mercury
Sailor Jupiter
Tamama: Peh. I'm really unimpressed, once again I'm proud to be named Private T. You just wanted to be named after a game called Sailor V.
But really as for me? I prefer Dragonball Z.
Sailor Moon:
My real name is Serena...and...
this is really kinda pointless...
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
EPIC RAP OF ANIME