AlphaHunter101: I've been watching so much SNK/AOT recently and so wrote a funny crack-ish fic... ENJOY :/
I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING but the terrible story I write AND the OC's I write.
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Hey Chris…who do you think likes Jean?
I don't think anyone but Marco tolerates him. Why do you ask?
NONONO! I mean LIKES-LIKES!
Don't tell me your trying to get with him…He likes Marco but not in a gay way.
It's not that. I just heard Mikasa has a huge thing for him!
That's complete and utter bull. Mikasa has no interest in him whatsoever.
Well tell me who you think likes him
I don't think any trainee has romantic feelings for him.
BUT HIM AND EREN ARE LIKE ANGRY BOYFRIENDS…don't ya think?
No.
RLY…well why not?
Because.
Because what? Tell me what you think of Jean and Eren!
Can you stop sending the note over? My point is still valid.
WHAT POINT?
You are a dipshit Allen.
Well you're a posh DICK!
We're both from the same village.
Just tell me! PLZ!
Fine! I don't think Jean has anything but envy for Eren over how close he and Mikasa are.
But arnt Eren and Mikasa both 'bro n' sis'
Mikasa's adopted. Didn't you listen to Armin two weeks ago?
Nope
Whatever…you know what…Mikasa has a very strange obsession with Eren doesn't she Allen?
What do you mean?
She acts like an overprotective girlfriend when he speaks to any other girl.
That's just sisterly love
Well it's definitely some kind of love…
So wait? You don't think Mikasa likes Jean and you don't think Jean and Eren are possible…BUT EREN LOVING MIKASA IS REAL?
I never said that. I simply stated Mikasa has a very high affection for Eren that surpasses a sibling bond.
WTF DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
Can you two please focus on our work instead of peoples love lives?
WHO DA FUCK IS THAT
Sorry miss Krista
It's O.K Chris but can you guys please work?
She totes likes you!
Shut up or Ymir will kill both of us.
Only one way to find out…
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AlphaHunter101: I wrote a sequel but it sucks more than this so I might upload it...BYE :/