"Bwahuahuahuahua!" Rachel laughed, she grabbed a pen and paper and started
writing down ideas for her next fic. She ran of into the darkness.
"Two down," Cassie said, "Three to go,"
"Thanks for your positive thinking, Cassie," Tobias muttered,
"You know who you sound like?" Cassie asked Tobias, "Marco."
"Ooh, I'm so scared I'll turn into him," Tobias said sarcastically,
"And you sound like Rachel."
"Shut up, Tobias,"
"You shut up, Cassie!"
"No, you shut up, birdboy!"
"You two, shut up!" Jake yelled,
Silence.
"I guess we'd better go look for BlueDragon,"
The continued walking, then they came across a girl, a weird mix of
Mellisa Chapman and someone else.
She was chanting something, something that sounded like...
"I-love-mellisa-chapman-I-love-mellissa-chapman," she was walking around
like a zombie, with hands up in the air and walking around.
"The people here are weeeird!"
The Animorphs continued walking, untill they came across a bunch of
people. Who were on their knees and looked like they were praying to something,
or someone...
They moved closer, only to see that they were praying to someone, someones
to be exact.
Three girls, all standing back to back making a sort of letter T shape.
One of them had rubies stuck to her forehead, and the other had tatoo's
of some sort of raptor... and the third, well the third was pretty normal.
The ruby one raised her finger and pointed it at the remaining Animorphs,
"The Animorphs are here," she hissed.
"Yooh dont sahye," said the the raptor one with her twa-a-a-a-ng accent.
"Yey," the simple one said simply.
"You know us," Jake said calmly, "But who are you?"
"I'm Ruby..." Ruby said, "Ruby Chrystal..."
"I'm UtahRaptor,"
"Forlay, the name's Forlay,"
"Are you fanfiction writers?" Tobias asked,
"We're all fanfiction writers here," Ruby said, "Well, aside
from the 'flamethrowers'."
"Who are flamethrowers?"
"Yooh reahly have a big mouth dont yooh?" UtahRapter asked,
"Takes one to know one!" Cassie said, then burst out in laughter.
"Shut up, F-a-a-a-a-arrrm girrrl," UtahRapter hissed, "Or else..."
she raised her pen and paper.
Cassie shut up.
"Flamethrowers are the ones that give bad reviews, one of them is Tim."
Ruby continued,
"Who's Tim?"
"Tim is a flamethrower, duh!"
"Uh-huh, do you know whether you could help us find BlueDragon?"
"Yooh knowh, miiy pett R-a-a-a-a-aptor is off playhing with Blue Dra-a-a-agon's
blue dr-a-a-a-a-agon, I bet they've probly eeeten ich otheeer," UtahRaptor
said,
"Hmmm." Forlay agreed,
"Do you know where the BlueDragon is?" Jake asked,
"Shut up, moron, we're trying to be worshiped," Ruby said and continued
facing the praying people.
The Animorphs continued on their journey, only to be eaten by BlueDragon's
Blue Dragon and Utah Raptor's Raptor from Utah.
Epilogue - by umm.
Bwahahahaha. Actually, it wasn't BlueDragon's Blue Dragon and Utah
Raptor's Raptor from Utah that eat the animorphs, it was me! Bwahahahahaha.
I was hungry, what did you expect? I turned them each into living vampires
(hey, fanfic writers have so much power y'know) and I eat them. Bwahahahahaahaha!