Ok. Someone prompted an Army of Darkness/Fallout crossover on the kink meme. I'd love to do an epic fic sometime, but so far all I have are these drabbles. I don't even, you guys. XD
Ash Williams fought deadites, and helped some screwhead villagers kick some undead ass once upon a time. He also replaced his hand with a chainsaw. Oh, and something about blowing up an oil-rig. He can't really remember much due to a whiskey induced coma. Now-a-days, he wanders the Mojave looking for the guy who tried to do him in.
"So, how didBenny sneak up on you anyway?" the blonde doctor with a smartass mouth asks.
"Well, it all started with some Tibetan hookers and a Klondike bar-"
"Never mind. Forget I asked."
"Will do," Ash says, flexing his right arm.