(A/N THIS SKIPS AROUND IN TIME AND NOT ALL THE EVENTS HAPPEN IN CHRONOLOGICAL of the events are innuendo or actual talk about sex.)
1. Food
Ed and Mei's first date was very awkward,as they were being chaperoned-Mei tried to help him learn to use chopsticks with their food...they ended up having a chop-stick sword fight.
2. Xiao Mei
Xiao Mei got scarred for life-after she scampered in on Ed and Mei in bed...they just froze and stared at her,then she ran out,yelping loudly.
3. Smile
He stood at the alter,Alphonse at his side,he was fidgety-until he saw her at the beginning of the aisle,her and that magnificent smile.
4. Braids
Mei loved his hair down,and he almost never let it out of the damn braid,except,you know,when a room was getting steamy,then she took it down and ran her fingers through it.
5. Valentine's Day
He got back to the small apartment where he was usually alone,except when Mei came over,and he was too exhausted to call her,and didn't know it was Feb.4th-he walked into his room and his jaw dropped as he saw his smaller girlfriend lying on his bed,in nothing but ribbons.
6. Pharmacy
Mei walked into the pharmacy,opting for cold meds,and froze,then laughed at her boyfriend,who was casually leafing through condom boxes.
7. Music
There was nothing like holding Mei close to him and swaying on the dance floor to their song at their wedding.
8. Prince Charming
That's what he was,her not so-tall vertically challenged amazing Prince Charming.
9. Princess Charming
That's what she was,his short,beautiful,wonderful princess charming.
10. Imagination
Mei had a creative imagination,for instance...when she dressed up like a slutty school girl...
11. Reading/Studying
Edward Elric loved to study,Mei Chang loved to distract his studying.
12. Xing
Their first visit to Xing as a couple was hell...Ling almost killed him.
13. Photograph
Their first family portrait was funny,Ed Jr wasstaring into space,and Anne was making googly eyes it was the best
picture ever.
14. Knives
They can be bad...or in Mei's case...way kinky.
15. Brother
Alphonse Elric was shocked the day he walked into his brother's apartment and found Ed and Mei making love on the couch.
16. Martial Arts
Edward was amused when Mei showed him a whole new side of her martial arts...and turned on.
17. Tradition
Mei broke tradition by asking EDWARD to marry her.
18. The Great Desert
Sure,the great desertt was hot,but as long as their hands were entwined,they could do anything.
19. Differences
Sure,they had differences,but one of the everlasting similarities;they both wanted to be on top.
20. Culture Shock
Mei's kingdom was shocked when she dropped her title to marry a commoner in Amestris.
21. Children
Ed jr and Anne Elric were both on July 9th.
22. Short
The only person who called him short and got away with it-was Mei,she made this comment one night after sex;"Now we know where your height went."he simply chuckled and opted for another round.
23. Alone/Lonely
Mei felt so lonely when her husband went out on his missions,and craved his contact.
24. Genius
Sure,Edward's no genius,but he was a doting husband,and great in bed.
25. Flowers/Bouquet
She giggled as on their second date,hhe tripped over his own two feet,and landed on the thorns of the roses in his hand.