Annyeong! This is my first Hetalia fic. Horray! Sorry for any grammatical errors. Anyways, enjoy my suckish fic! I don't own anything except this story plot. Human names used. Sorry if I made them ooc if ever... I think. Late April Fools fic.

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"The hero has got you again, Iggy. HAHAHA!"

Yelled Alfred, the loud-mouthed, American idiot-of-all-time as he, for the eighth time of the day, pranked his short-tempered friend, Arthur Kirkland.

"Alfred, you idiot," yelled the Englishman."you're gonna pay for this!"

As the idiot disappeared with a smile, Arthur decided to fix himself up since, you know, the younger boy troubled him for the eighth time today. As he started walking home, he saw the rest of the World Eight, along with the accompaniment of two other people approach him and decided to walk him home even if other people like Ludwig didn't want to.

"You look like a complete mess, Arthur." teased Francis.

"Oh shut it, you twit," argued Arthur. "It's the idiot's fault, anyways."

"I wonder why he's getting more annoying this time of year-aru?" asked Yao.

"Ve~ I think I know why! It's almost April Fools' day, right?" said Feliciano.

"You're right. I guess he's getting into the spirit of the event, da~" agreed Ivan.

"Yeah, too much of it." said Ludwig.

"This happens every single day!" yelled Arthur. All of a sudden, he noticed one person who he doesn't see often on meetings. He also noticed he was Asian so he asked, "Yao, Kiku, mind introducing whoever it is you brought with you?"

"Huh?" said Kiku. "Oh, uh, this is-"

"Annyeong! I'm Im Yong Soo but you can just call me Yong Soo. Nice to meet you!" yelled the Korean, cutting off Kiku.

"You too... Is someone else here with us? I sense a ghostly presence..." asked Arthur, who's already getting the shivers.

"I don't think I sat on anyone today, da~"

France sighed. "You guys are such idiots. Haven't you all noticed that I brought Matthieu with me?"

"Who?" they all said.

"Y'know, Canadian, maples, the one with a pet bear, the idiot's little brother? Ring a bell?"

"Oh."

"Now I remember. You're the idiot's little brother, right? I feel sorry for you. No offense, though." said Arthur.

"No worries," said Matthew. "I always hated him anyway. He's such an ass-"

"Okay, um, Mattheiu, I think you've made your point now, non?" said Francis as he covered the Canadian's mouth. As soon as he let go, the young boy quickly apologized for his foul language.

"Now, what should we do about Alfred-aru?" asked Yao. Everyone remained silent. A few moments later, Ivan spoke up.

"Should I-"

"Aiyaah, don't even think about it, aru!" yelled Yao, cutting off Ivan.

"Well, there's one think we all know and it's that we won't let him get away with it," said Kiku.

"Ugh, let's just talk about this tomorrow. I'm too tired to do anything about it for today," said Arthur as they finally reached his house. "One more thing... can I have your numbers?"

They all agreed and as soon as they gave him their cell numbers, they went home. Arthur then decided to take a shower. After doing so, as he was about to leave the bathroom, he suddenly felt Alfred's presence. Feeling a bit uncomfortable, he turned around to make sure that the idiot wasn't inside. "What a relief," he said. He noticed that he hadn't drained the tub so he walked toward it to do so. All of a sudden, a banana peel((A/N: Guess who put that there.)) appeared lying on the floor where Arthur was heading. Not soon after, the boy slipped and, unfortunately, his towel came off. Out of the blue, the American appeared and took a picture of Iggy naked.

"Hahaha, you fell for another one, Iggy!" laughed Alfred. "Oh man, I can't wait to post this online."

Arthur, who was already blushing in embarrassment and getting really, really angry, yelled at the younger man. "You idiot, get the fuck out of my house!"

He pushed Alfred out of his bathroom and locked the door. As soon as the idiot left, he kept himself inside the bathroom, sulking on the door.

"That's it," he said. "This idiotic nonsense has to stop." He grabbed his phone and texted Matthew, Yong Soo, Yao and Feliciano.

"Guys... I have a plan."

Phew, finally done with this first chapter. I feel so stupid for doing this but it was worth all the ink of my ballpen. I don't own Hetalia. Chapter two will be up soon.