You're arrogant, self-assured, egotistical, proud, self-centred, big-headed, stubborn and cruel. So, why is it that every time I see you my lungs decide to stop working and my heart beats faster?
You're stupid, desperately need a haircut and won't listen to a thing I say. So, why is it that whenever I see a couple I think of you?
You're not normal, can't possibly think like an average person and I wouldn't know even a quarter of what goes on in your brain. So, why is it that I spend endless hours each day mulling over your every action?
You're sadistic, merciless and constantly attack me with razor-sharp knives. So, why is it that every day I don't feel satisfied till I've glimpsed you?
You're unpredictable, useless and would sooner throw me in front of a moving train than admit you're even the tiniest bit attached to me. So, why is it that I can recount the first time we met down to the most minuscule detail?
You're too smiley, I could grate cheese on your snow white teeth, and sometimes I feel the overwhelming urge to punch you in the face. So, why is it that when my eye's wander they fall upon you?
You're eternally frustrating, don't know what for and can't even tie your own ties. So, why is it that I love you?
Hahaha that's just a mini-fic I wrote in 15 minutes (I gave myself a challenge cuz I was bored, lame, I know) but I really do hope someone liked it :P